...as Allah Money
It might be Sunni now but it will be Shiite later.
She's really eiducated.
For a pilgrimage to Mecha.
Sunni and Shia
It's Always Suni In Philadelphia.
They're calling it Allahpalooza some of the headliners include, The Suicide Girls, Bombye West, and The Big Bang Theory.
"...now they will be Italian ISIS." - My dad yesterday in the car.
You muzzle 'em
But Islam ok though?
Because it was a Zinfandel
A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito (Told by my dad earlier lol)
I'll call it the Islamic Republic of Marijuana. So no matter what, the citizens there will get stoned.
My family had a get-together for my grandpa's birthday tonight and ISIS became the topic of the conversation.
Aunty: "I heard that ISIS is all over the place now."
Dad: "Yeah, you know where it is?"
Dad: "ISIS in the freezer."
Eyerolls and groans everywhere.
A little bit of an explanation: in Islam men are supposed to "lower their gaze" to protect the modesty of others. Now onto the joke.
We're driving and we come up to stop light. She looks at me and says
"you should lower your gaze..." And I look back confused "why?" "Because it's changing!" I groaned super hard
Dad: The Islamic State could really improve its image if they recruited more from Italy.
Me: Why's that?
Dad: 'Cause everyone likes Italian ices.