So they can Hyde from the Police!
I said, “you’re lucky – mine is still alive…”
Because he died on the toilet
With a match made in heaven
Halopenos.
“Oh I think I’ll call it a day” God replies.
It was Heaven-scent
They are just trying to be edgy.
Because they're too holy.
My son popped this one on me while we were getting soaked in the rain the other day. Not only was it a good joke, but I was proud that he was joking in what was other wise a cold and uncomfortable experience.
No Hell, No Hell!
I asked him what it was like in a Disney movie. He didn't get it. So I told him he's literally one of the Angels in the Outfield!
Later I realized maybe I'd insulted him, calling his team a sort of mickey mouse club.
It's a knick knack, patty whack. Give a frog a loan?
Old guy 2: You’re lucky mine’s still alive!
A sans seraph font.
...would you say halo for me?
The cashier asks "are you putting it up yourself?"
The angel replies "yes."
http://i.imgur.com/fmGslhx.jpg
Now it's sans-seraph.
God: "I Noah guy"
Paul McCartney gets a royalty check
Angel: "Behold! I exceed ninety degrees!"
Isaiah: "Uh... what?"
And the angel gave no explanation and vanished.
Isaiah muttered: "What an obtuse angel."
A halo-wiener.
He cried laughing at himself.
Dad, no.
My mom turns on the radio and we are immediately greeted with that boring sort of Christian music without any lyrics or discernible point in any way just sort of doodling around. Very similar to hold music. Annoying stuff.
Mom: "How do you like this Christian elevator music?"
Me: "...It's very..uplifting"
^After ^giving ^my ^retort ^she ^announced ^that ^that ^was ^"the ^worst" ^which ^I ^immediately ^took ^as ^"the ^best" ^coming ^from ^a ^mom.
At the Angels game with my dad and step mom when dad brings out a bag full of grape flavored red vine licorice.
Step mom asks why he bought that flavor.
Dad: "I heard it through the grape vine that they're great!"
No one but him was happy with that joke.
God said, “I think I’m going to call it a day.”
They’re just trying to be edgy.
