βI live in a constant state of Missouriβ
He made the most prophets.
St. Francis of a CC
So I had to tell them about Saint Francis of A CC
Go to the women's shelter for a new girlfriend and everyone loses their mind.
Yves Saint Laurent
He said, "Why just the saints? There's like 31 other football teams."
Saint Cristobal
The first person says βI was a doctor, I saved lives.β St. Peter lets him in.
The second person says βI was a teacher, I educated and inspired hundreds of childrenβ. St Peter lets him in.
The third says βI was a musician, I brought joy and beautiful music to many people.β
St. Peter says βok, but youβll have to go around back and come in through the kitchen.β
St. Ray
We are very sorry to announce that Saint Patrickβs Day has been cancelled this year due to COVID-19. We are doing our best to keep the leprechauns in quarantine but as you know, they are very tricky and do not like feeling trapped. Everyone please stay safe.
Santa Claws
It is St.Fu.
One could say he was cannonized,
Call me Guaca-holy.
People started calling him Jurassic Mark.
St.ew
Saint Francis of a cc
St. Francis of a CC
St. Francis of a CC
One could say he was cannonized.
St. Francis of a CC.
