He’s low key
C
Because God Cs everything
Does that mean that Mary had a little lamb?
Because he used him as a Scapegoat.
A Thor foot.
....what's so special about Jesus ?
But the silly bastard tripped and came fifth
Oh myself!
Worm: Thanks for the "worm" welcome haha...
God: * creates birds *.
Because it's holy.
I try to keep it lowkey.
He's an atheist.
Tod.
Called it a day.
I'm Thor.
God replies, "To me, its about a minute."
I asked, "How much is $5 million?"
God replies, "To me its like a penny."
I asked, "May I have a penny please?"
God replies, "Wait a minute. "
He got hung up on his boards.
Nailed it.
Talk about blind faith
It was an egg ganache tick
He gave him 2 test tickles
Apollogies.
cause all his worshipers will be devoting that post!
"No way!"
"YAHWEH!"
He was standing on holey ground.
They stay low key (Loki).
He kept things pretty low key.
Is it with a match made in Heaven ?
The wolves may be predators but he pray
Typos!
The bartender says: Oh, this is gonna be a week joke
...but when I do, it's all about dead Pan delivery.
Larry replies, “God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so He’s fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, poof! The light goes on. When I’m done, poof! The light goes off.”
“Wow, that’s incredible,” the doctor says.
A little later in the day, the doctor calls Larry’s wife.
“Bonnie,” he says, “Larry is doing fine! But I had to call you because I’m in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night, and poof, the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he’s done, poof, the light goes off?”
“Oh sweet Jesus”, exclaims Bonnie. “He’s peeing in the refrigerator again!”
A Thor foot.
He called it a day.
