Jehovah Puns

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

Does Heaven turn out the lights and pretends nobody's home ?

It’s called the Witch Tower Society.

Now that you're here, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior?

The Italians dont like any witnesses

He was arrested when cops saw people actually letting him in.

I guess they don’t appreciate random people coming to their door

I said "Are you kidding, I didn't even see the accident." (Props to the Unknown Comic.)

He gave me a leaflet and said, "Who knows? You might find it useful."

So I scrunched it up into a ball and threw it at him. "I guess you were right," I replied.

He told me a Knock Knock joke, and I refused to answer.

Jew: "Can I help you?"

Witness: "Hello sir, I'm here to tell you about the great Lord Jehovah!"

Jew: "Is that what you call him? You know, we have a name for him too..."

Witness: "No way?!"

Jew: "Yahweh."

One is a Loch Ness

The other is "Knock less"

That I will open the door.

Someone who knocks on your door for no reason at all.

I guess they don’t appreciate random strangers knocking on their doors

They don't like any witnesses.

They don't appreciate random people knocking on their door.

Because the hate people knocking on their doors 🚪

A Jehovah's Witness knocks on a Jew's door.

Jew: "Can I help you?"

Witness: "Hello sir, I'm here to tell you about the great Lord Jehovah!"

Jew: "Is that what you call him? You know, we have a name for him too..."

Witness: "No way?!"

Jew: "Yahweh."