Allah Puns

I think they called it Allah carte

#Allah-Who-Akbar

An Allah snack bar

And I was like "Yahweh"

Nurse: "Your doctor should return in just a few moments with your test results."

looks at dad

"Oh, we also have a new room for religious practices if you wanted to do some prayers?"

Dad: "God, were my test results that bad?"

I think Allah is the Real God because the universe started as an Explosion.

If you're a Muslim scholar on the side, would that be Allah carte?

Y’allah

She ate Allah desserts.

Allah mode.

Driving with Dad listening to some pop music station. Meghan Trainor comes on the radio.

Dad: "Hey did you know that Muslims love Meghan Trainor?"

Me: How do you know that?

Dad: "I just heard they're Allah bout that bass."

Him - How many jihadists does it take to change a light bulb?

Mom - ugh...

Him - Allah them.