Quran Puns

A list of puns related to "Quran"

I got the entire Quran printed on a burlap bag

It was sack religious

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👤︎ u/linknt01
📅︎ Oct 02 2019
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If we wanted evangelical Christians to take the pandemic as a serious threat...

... we should have called it the Quran-o-virus.

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👤︎ u/ballpressure
📅︎ Oct 18 2020
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What do Muslims do during the coronavirus outbreak ?

They stay in Quran-tine

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👤︎ u/TheMatrix1101
📅︎ Mar 20 2020
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what do you call a muslim pop band ?

quran quran

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👤︎ u/bigheadedshrimp
📅︎ Aug 28 2019
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What do Muslims eat for Thanksgiving?

Quran-berries!

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👤︎ u/THE_REAL_SLIM_SHADY3
📅︎ May 13 2016
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