Minor prophets and all that....
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dunadan37x
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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A man, cursed by a wicked genie, goes to the local prophet for help.

The prophet hands him a six sided piece of paper. Confused, the man asks how it's supposed to help him. "Simple," the prophet says, "it's a hex a gon."

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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What was the name of the prophet?

Seymour

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πŸ‘€︎ u/invisible_being
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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Did you know that Prophet Moses invented beer?

Hebrew

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrQuester
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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Isn't atheism a Non Prophet Organization?

Ba dump tsssss

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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no prophets at all
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Marv-in
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2019
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β€˜Atheism is a non-prophet organization.’ - George Carlin
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πŸ‘€︎ u/redwitch-fr
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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Non prophet
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SQUIDDYYYYY
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2019
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As less and less people are buying into religion, prophets are down.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HoshForce
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2019
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I guess one could call Atheism a non-prophet religion
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πŸ‘€︎ u/baronvonweezil
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2019
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A financial analyst is a profit prophet
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Randomtngs
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2018
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My dads friend today. If the pope isn't a Prophet...

Then the Catholic Church must be a non-profit organization!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Agravon
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2014
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Step one: Talk to a burning bush. Step two: Get your buddies out of Egypt. Step three: Prophet
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πŸ‘€︎ u/musicianontherun
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2013
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And lo, an angel appeared unto the prophet Isaiah, and said:

Angel: "Behold! I exceed ninety degrees!"

Isaiah: "Uh... what?"

And the angel gave no explanation and vanished.

Isaiah muttered: "What an obtuse angel."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Twigsnapper
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2016
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Atheism is a non prophet organization
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NaziMen
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2020
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Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
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πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2018
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Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SquishyPanda360
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2019
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Atheism is a non-prophet organization
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πŸ‘€︎ u/albiedam
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2019
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Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrPonibo
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2017
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Atheism is a non-prophet organization
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pri35t
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2014
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