How does Moses make his coffee?

Hebrews it

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What type of milk did Moses put in his coffee?

Amend milk

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Technically Moses was the first man to download files from the Cloud...

....using a tablet.

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Did you know that Moses worked for Apple?

He advertised the first stone tablets.

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Moses owns a cafe in Heaven.

It’s called Holy Grounds.

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God said to Moses come forth my son

But the silly bastard tripped and came fifth

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Why couldn't moses sell all his beer?

Well let's just say hebrew too much.

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Why did God tell Moses to watch his step?

He was standing on holey ground.

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How does Moses play games?

On his tablet

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What was Moses’ favorite color?

Red, see?

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Where was Moses when the lights went out?

In the dark.

My dad literally just said this to me, so I felt it was appropriate to post.

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Moses had a little-known trick to making good coffee.

He brewed it.

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Do you know how Moses makes his coffee?

Do you know how Moses makes his coffee?

Hebrews it.

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How do you think Moses makes his tea?

Hebrews it.

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After the exodus through the Red Sea, Moses's staff could no longer perform miracles, and still he kept it beside him the rest of his life...

...he just couldn't part with it.

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Technically it was Moses that had the first tablet...

....that could connect to the crowd.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2020
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Did you know that Prophet Moses invented beer?

Hebrew

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Moses was an amazing technological innovator

He was the first to download data from the cloud to tablets.

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How did Moses make his tea in the morning?

Hebrewed it.

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Why did Moses not win the race

Because God told him to come fourth

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Moses had a really big part in crossing the Red Sea
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Did you know Moses was the first person to use the internet?

He got information from the cloud and posted it to his tablet.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2019
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How does Moses make tea?

Hebrews it!

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How did Moses make his tea?

He brewed it.

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How does Moses make his coffee?

Hebrews it.

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How does Moses make coffee?

Hebrews it.

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How does Moses make his tea?

Hebrews it

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How does Moses make tea?

Hebrews it

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How does Moses make tea?

He brews

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How does Moses make his coffee?

Hebrews it.

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How does Moses make his coffee?

Hebrews it.

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How did Moses make his tea?

Hebrews it.

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How does Moses make tea?

He brews it

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Moses had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud.

But that tablet only had 10 commands.

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Moses

Moses was the first man to connect his tablets to the cloud

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How does Moses make his tea?

Hebrews it.

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How does Moses make coffee?

Hebrews it!

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How does Moses prepare his tea?

He brews it

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How does moses make his coffee

Hebrews it

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How does Moses make coffee?

He-brews it.

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You know how Moses makes his coffee?

Hebrews it. Ha!

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How does Moses make coffee?

Hebrews it

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How does Moses make coffee?

Hebrews it.

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How does Moses make tea?

He Brews.

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