Torah Puns

A list of puns related to "Torah"

You know where the Torah mentions baseball?

In the big inning...

Thanks dad!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ASD_Project
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2015
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I believe half of what the Torah says,

I guess that makes me Jewish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oddiseeus
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2018
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What do you call it when someone was jewish, converts and then converts back?

Don't worry about it, it was a re-torah-cle question

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trevski143
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2019
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Why did congregation leave when the Afghan Rabbi started talking?

He was a Torah Borer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mediocrementor
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2019
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How did the Jewish soccer player get hurt?

He Torah ligament!! Courtesy of my 13 year old son who is soon having bar mitzvah. I love that my kids now make their own dad jokes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lessworkiskey
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2018
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What do you call a colourful Jew?

A-torah borealis

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HavokMan48
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2019
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A girl messed up her recitation in Hebrew school today

I torah a new one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pimpedoutbarby
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2017
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Why did the congregation leave when the Afghan Rabbi started talking?

Because he was a Torah Borer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mediocrementor
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2019
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