A Jewish guy walks into a bar...
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What do you call a Greek Christian who marries into a Jewish family?
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A Jewish man was making tea for a group of his friends
Everyone enjoyed the tea that he brew
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What did the Jewish man tell his barber when he asked how he'd like his haircut?
Just a little off the top
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How does a Jewish person make tea?
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What kind of self-defense does a Jewish Trump supporter practice?
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Why are Jewish men so good at making beer...
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Where do Jewish dogs go to pray?
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Why did the Jewish pilot refuse to land at the airport?
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A jewish pastor becomes a missionary...
...and ends up on the Island of Trid. The people there are starving and explain to the pastor that itβs because whenever they try to harvest the fruit at the top of the mountain, the nasty giant comes out of his cave and boots them all back down the hill. This infuriates the pastor who then declares that tomorrow he will join them on their next attempt. The next day they all march up the mountain together, and sure enough, out comes the giant who proceeds to kick all of the locals back down the hill leaving only the new guy to gather fruit at his leisure. Finally, he stops and asks the giant, βWell, arenβt you going to knock me off the mountain?β. Shaking his head, the giant says, βSilly rabbi, kicks are for Tridsβ.
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Yo! Did you know the greatest rapper ever was Jewish?
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I met a Jewish barista the other day...
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Who led the Jewish people across a semi permeable membrane?
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Jewish people are so strong
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Jewish mom: Help! Is there a doctor here?!
Doctor: yes
Mom: are you single?
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Just a quick shout out to my favorite Jewish bread.
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What do you get when you mix a Jewish family with fruit?
Apple Jews (Please donβt take this offensively Iβm a dumb 12 year old)
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What do you call a jewish person who is too young to be considered an adult
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What do Jewish dogs do at 13?
They have a Bark Mitzvah.
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My friend told me he was Jewish.
I was like, βNo way!β And he was like, βYahweh.β
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A friendly Jewish joke
How many Hasidic Rabbis does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, it's the Sabbath. Shabbat shalom!
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What happened to the jewish childs foreskin?
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How does a Jewish man make coffee?
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What was the rap name of the Jewish guy with a fear of public speaking?
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Why do Jewish men get circumcised?
Because no Jewish woman will touch anything that isnβt twenty percent off.
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I felt bad for eating my Jewish friend's coin shaped chocolate candy he had purchased to given his children at Hanukkah...
Pangs of gelt haunt me to this day!
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If Gwen Stefani was jewish
Wouldnβt it have been Challahback girl?
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What do you call a Jewish Knight?
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Rumor has it that the Jewish population in India is skyrocketing
Someone opened up a new New Delhi Deli
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What's a Jewish person's favorite beer?
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What do you call a jewish priest who's also a mathematician?
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I'm half Irish and half Jewish, so...
I'm drinking if you're buying
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What do you call a Jewish Barbershop?
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How long does it take to get through a Jewish household?
About thirty years, l'door v'door.
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A team of Jewish hackers stole my information and posted it online
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What do you say about a Jewish man that makes beer?
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A Jewish kid walks into a Bar...
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What does a Jewish barista do at his cafe?
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Who led the Jewish people across a semi-permeable membrane?
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How does the Jewish man get his coffee?
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What does a jewish man do with beer
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