Argentina Puns

In fact it's bordering on Chile !

but then things started going south.

But it's more correct to say that it borders on Chile.

In fact, it’s borderline Chile.

Me : Yes, it’s quite messy there.

My dad: Are we playing the Pirates?

Me: What???

My dad: Are we playing the Pirates? motions to the tv It says ARG.

Lionel Messi had just scored and my dad didn't know who it was so my brother said "Wow that was Messi Dad." to which my dad responded "I don't know, I thought it was pretty clean"

Me: Is Messi on this team?

Dad: Yeah! He's the one with the crazy, weird, wild hair. It's kind of messed up a little. What's the word you would use for that?

Me: sigh Messy

Dad: That's it! He's Messi!

"I don't like his jersey, it's all 'Messi'"

Agstralia

My son asked me "Where's the chili powder?"

I replied "Right next to the Argentina powder."

To his credit, he slitted his eyes and intoned "I said 'chill-EE' powder, not 'chill-AY' powder, Dad."

Driving past a restaurant called Anaheim Chili.

Dad: "Do they only sell chili?"

Me: "No, they sell other stuff."

Dad: "Do they sell Argentina?"

Me: sigh

My husband, mother-in-law and I are in Panama for thanksgiving. We were hanging out by the pool talking about the weather back home vs the weather here in Central America.

Then my husband said "do you know what South American country gets pretty cold?"

Mother-In-law: "Argentina?"

Me: "I believe Brazil gets kind of cold in some parts"

Husband: "No, Chilè!!"

Me: "oh goodness"

Him: Why is it safe to fly over argentina?

Me:...

Him: Because there are Buenos Aires.

In fact, it’s bordering on Chile

In fact, it's bordering on Chile