They say Argentina is cold...

But it's more correct to say that it borders on Chile.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Light_bulbnz
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Argentina is kind of cold this time of year...

In fact, it’s borderline Chile.

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Argentina
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πŸ‘€︎ u/saragIsMe
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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The country of Argentina is surprisingly cold.

In fact, it’s bordering on Chile

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πŸ‘€︎ u/seems_legit_man
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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I hear Argentina is supposed to be quite a cold country...

In fact, it's bordering on Chile

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blu_skydive
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Daughter (watching football) - Dad, is Messi in Argentina?

Me : Yes, it’s quite messy there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chanderjeet
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2019
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In the US we say nationwide. In Chile and Argentina do they say nationlong?
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While watching USA vs Argentina

My dad: Are we playing the Pirates?

Me: What???

My dad: Are we playing the Pirates? motions to the tv It says ARG.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jakey_bear
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2016
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My dad said this gem during the Argentina World Cup game

Lionel Messi had just scored and my dad didn't know who it was so my brother said "Wow that was Messi Dad." to which my dad responded "I don't know, I thought it was pretty clean"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hashtagswagfag
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2014
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Dad just used this one during the Netherlands vs Argentina

Me: Is Messi on this team?

Dad: Yeah! He's the one with the crazy, weird, wild hair. It's kind of messed up a little. What's the word you would use for that?

Me: sigh Messy

Dad: That's it! He's Messi!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KyleStyles
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2014
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Made my dad watch the Argentina game today...

"I don't like his jersey, it's all 'Messi'"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PercussiveJR
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2014
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If you find gold in Australia where do you look for silver?

Agstralia

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Germany was so Klose, now they Gotze it.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pizzafapper
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2014
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Got my son while he was cooking breakfast this morning

My son asked me "Where's the chili powder?"

I replied "Right next to the Argentina powder."

To his credit, he slitted his eyes and intoned "I said 'chill-EE' powder, not 'chill-AY' powder, Dad."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zamoose
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2014
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I didn't even acknowledge this one.

Driving past a restaurant called Anaheim Chili.

Dad: "Do they only sell chili?"

Me: "No, they sell other stuff."

Dad: "Do they sell Argentina?"

Me: sigh

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scarlett1722
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2013
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Husband got me today on vacation.

My husband, mother-in-law and I are in Panama for thanksgiving. We were hanging out by the pool talking about the weather back home vs the weather here in Central America.

Then my husband said "do you know what South American country gets pretty cold?"

Mother-In-law: "Argentina?"

Me: "I believe Brazil gets kind of cold in some parts"

Husband: "No, Chilè!!"

Me: "oh goodness"

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2014
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A friend of mine just dadjoked me.

Him: Why is it safe to fly over argentina?

Me:...

Him: Because there are Buenos Aires.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CptMarmite
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2014
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My friend just got back from studying in South America

It's the beginning of the term and I was eating breakfast with one of my friends (Friend 1) when we see another friend (Friend 2) who just got back from a term of studying in Argentina.

After a quick conversation:

Friend 1: "It's nice to see you're back!"

Me: "It's also nice to see your face!"

Hilarity ensued.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2014
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