He met with Trump only 4 days ago!
The odds of this are like... one in a Brazillion...
They told me my money wasn't Real.
Because all of their presents came from Amazon last year.
It's launching in Ma-Rio De Janeiro.
I'm seeing a lot of lame cheap WWII jokes because of this soccer match. My heart goes out to the people of Brazil. The photos of crying Brazilians in the stands are moving. They clearly did Nazi it coming.
and then my entire family puts a hand over their eyes and shakes their heads.
Dad: Brazil looks like they're playing without a backbone!