What do you call the 2nd richest man, when he moves to Mexico?
It has been shown that cows raised in Mexico are statistically happier on average than cows raised in other countries
They've been reported as feeling "mooey bien"
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︎ Dec 06 2020
Whatβs the weather like in Mexico?
Recently the number 3 went missing in Mexico.
It disappeared without a tres. At least, that's what cinco seis.
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︎ Nov 28 2020
I went to see a basketball tournament in Mexico
It was all fun and games until it became Juan on Juan.
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︎ Nov 01 2020
Did you know, the national arcade game of Mexico is...
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︎ Oct 10 2020
I am moving to mexico
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︎ Aug 26 2020
A pet store in New Mexico has seabirds in the window for sale; I bought the one on the right, but...
...I knew I shoulda taken that left tern at Albuquerque!
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︎ Aug 14 2020
What do you call a guy who loses his car in Mexico
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︎ Apr 02 2020
Best name for a weather reporter in Mexico?
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︎ Aug 17 2020
Did you hear about the train robbery down in Mexico?
They said the robber had a loco-motive.
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︎ Jun 02 2019
What do Canada and Mexico have in common?
They have us in the middle.
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︎ May 26 2020
What do you call the wall between Mexico and the USA?
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︎ Apr 21 2020
My dog Zeus is famous for his size, in Mexico.
Mexicans I've never met walk up to me and say "Hey Zeus! That's a big dog!"
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︎ Apr 13 2020
Driving in Mexico can sure be tough...
All the ese-curves mean you gotta be on your toes.
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︎ Apr 02 2020
Did you hear about the train conductor in Mexico that got arrested for murder?
Yeah, apparently he had Loco-motives
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︎ Feb 15 2020
My wife won't come to Mexico with me.
She thinks I will try tequila.
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︎ Jul 26 2019
A cowboy and a Mexican were walking side-by-side by a beach in Mexico. The Cowboy asked to the Mexican if the Gulf of Mexico was an ocean.
"Sea, SeΓ±or," replied the Mexican.
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︎ Jan 25 2020
In Mexico, they say if you drink Topo Chico mineral water you'll grow taller.
It is the Legend of Tipi Topo Chico...
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︎ Jan 14 2020
I heard thereβs a place on the border of Texas and Mexico that is making giant manned robots.
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︎ Nov 11 2019
what is the capital of new mexico?
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︎ Oct 29 2019
If Tom Cruise and Terry Crews sold tickets for a meet and greet on a Ship headed for Mexico, they'd advertise the Cruise-Crews Cruise to Veracruz.
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︎ Jun 12 2018
My father was born in Mexico and played baseball in San Diego...
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︎ Oct 29 2019
Who enforces cheese standards in Mexico?
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︎ Oct 31 2019
I didn't know I'd turned down the wrong street in Mexico...
Til I got pulled over for wrong direction on a Juan way street.
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︎ Sep 29 2019
My wife wanted a robot vacuum for Christmas, so I got a cheap knock-off made in Mexico..
Itβs called Aye Caroomba.
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︎ Dec 20 2018
I met an astronaut in Mexico who claimed to hold the record for the fastest unassisted orbit around Earth.
I'll never forget Juan Solo.
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︎ Sep 16 2019
What to say when someone knocks on your door in Mexico
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︎ Jul 30 2019
I just sold my collection of Swiss watches to a friend in Mexico City.
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︎ Jul 19 2019
What did the Japanese cat say when he arrived in Mexico?
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︎ Aug 12 2019
What do Eskimos eat when they vacation in Mexico?
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︎ Apr 19 2019
I tried to go bow hunting in Mexico
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︎ Aug 22 2018
Ever hear about the computer programmer who moved to Mexico?
He wanted to be a seΓ±or developer.
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︎ Sep 28 2017
Did you hear about how Mexico feels about the wall?
Ahh, donβt worry. Theyβll get over it
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︎ Mar 30 2019
I was on a train in Mexico when its started crazily rocking from side to side
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︎ Jul 29 2018
What do you call the street between Mexico and the US
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︎ Feb 10 2019
What do you call a dwarf from mexico?
A paragraph, because he's only a short ese.
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︎ Dec 05 2018
[OC] How do they open cans of tuna in New Mexico?
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︎ Mar 25 2019
Did you hear about the new tv show in Mexico based off Survivor?
Itβs called β There can only be Juanβ
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︎ Mar 10 2018
I went to Mexico and ordered the man tequila
They kept bringing me butter
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︎ Mar 16 2017
I went to a doctor while in Mexico
He said something about low siento. Does anyone know what this could be, and how to raise my siento levels?
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