Train derails in New Mexico, killing 23 people
It must have had a locomotive.
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Got my gf good with this one just now... I showed her a picture of the Mexico City skyline and she said, "that's intense!"
I said no, I'm pretty sure they're all buildings.
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A Little Town In Mexico And Their Love Of Mayonnaise
There was a little town in Mexico, right across the border from Texas. They got a taste for Mayonnaise from the Cowboys crossing the border to eat. Soon they created a festival for their love of Mayonnaise. Theyβd have every type of mayonnaise you could think of. Folks loved it. The 10th anniversary of the festival was coming up and they decided they wanted to do something special. They heard of a place in England that made the worlds very best. They placed their order and was told it would be shipped overseas to them by boat. Because they had placed such a large order, the only ship capable of carrying it was the Titanic. The folks were waiting excitedly until the morning that the Titanic had hit a iceberg. When the news came that they wouldnβt get their shipment and to honor those lives lost, they decided to rename their festival. It became known as βSinko De Mayo.β
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︎ May 05 2021
I crossed the border into Mexico without much hassle. Crossing it a second time was fine too, but on the third time a guard stopped me and said βSorry
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︎ Mar 26 2021
Met a beautiful girl over Spring Break in Mexico, but she constantly talked about the end of the world.
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︎ Apr 05 2021
A man had his car stolen by a thief in Mexico. When he went to the police...
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︎ Apr 08 2021
What do you call an old man in Mexico?
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︎ Feb 25 2021
It has been shown that cows raised in Mexico are statistically happier on average than cows raised in other countries
They've been reported as feeling "mooey bien"
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︎ Dec 06 2020
What do you call the 2nd richest man, when he moves to Mexico?
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︎ Jan 10 2021
Whatβs the weather like in Mexico?
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︎ Jan 04 2021
Recently the number 3 went missing in Mexico.
It disappeared without a tres. At least, that's what cinco seis.
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︎ Nov 28 2020
I went to see a basketball tournament in Mexico
It was all fun and games until it became Juan on Juan.
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︎ Nov 01 2020
Did you hear about the train robbery down in Mexico?
They said the robber had a loco-motive.
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︎ Jun 02 2019
Did you know, the national arcade game of Mexico is...
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︎ Oct 10 2020
I am moving to mexico
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︎ Aug 26 2020
Best name for a weather reporter in Mexico?
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︎ Aug 17 2020
There was an 7.4 magnitude earthquake in Mexico
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︎ Jun 24 2020
What do you call the wall between Mexico and the USA?
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︎ Apr 21 2020
My wife won't come to Mexico with me.
She thinks I will try tequila.
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︎ Jul 26 2019
Did you hear about the train conductor in Mexico that got arrested for murder?
Yeah, apparently he had Loco-motives
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︎ Feb 15 2020
My dog Zeus is famous for his size, in Mexico.
Mexicans I've never met walk up to me and say "Hey Zeus! That's a big dog!"
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︎ Apr 13 2020
Driving in Mexico can sure be tough...
All the ese-curves mean you gotta be on your toes.
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︎ Apr 02 2020
If Tom Cruise and Terry Crews sold tickets for a meet and greet on a Ship headed for Mexico, they'd advertise the Cruise-Crews Cruise to Veracruz.
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A cowboy and a Mexican were walking side-by-side by a beach in Mexico. The Cowboy asked to the Mexican if the Gulf of Mexico was an ocean.
"Sea, SeΓ±or," replied the Mexican.
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︎ Jan 25 2020
In Mexico, they say if you drink Topo Chico mineral water you'll grow taller.
It is the Legend of Tipi Topo Chico...
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︎ Jan 14 2020
I heard thereβs a place on the border of Texas and Mexico that is making giant manned robots.
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︎ Nov 11 2019
My wife wanted a robot vacuum for Christmas, so I got a cheap knock-off made in Mexico..
Itβs called Aye Caroomba.
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︎ Dec 20 2018
My father was born in Mexico and played baseball in San Diego...
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︎ Oct 29 2019
I didn't know I'd turned down the wrong street in Mexico...
Til I got pulled over for wrong direction on a Juan way street.
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︎ Sep 29 2019
Who enforces cheese standards in Mexico?
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︎ Oct 31 2019
I met an astronaut in Mexico who claimed to hold the record for the fastest unassisted orbit around Earth.
I'll never forget Juan Solo.
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︎ Sep 16 2019
Ever hear about the computer programmer who moved to Mexico?
He wanted to be a seΓ±or developer.
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︎ Sep 28 2017
Why are clubs in Mexico better than the USA?
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︎ Sep 06 2019
I tried to go bow hunting in Mexico
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︎ Aug 22 2018
What to say when someone knocks on your door in Mexico
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︎ Jul 30 2019
What do Eskimos eat when they vacation in Mexico?
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︎ Apr 19 2019
I just sold my collection of Swiss watches to a friend in Mexico City.
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︎ Jul 19 2019
What did the Japanese cat say when he arrived in Mexico?
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︎ Aug 12 2019
I was on a train in Mexico when its started crazily rocking from side to side
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︎ Jul 29 2018
I went to Mexico and ordered the man tequila
They kept bringing me butter
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︎ Mar 16 2017
Did you hear about the new tv show in Mexico based off Survivor?
Itβs called β There can only be Juanβ
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︎ Mar 10 2018
What do you call a dwarf from mexico?
A paragraph, because he's only a short ese.
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︎ Dec 05 2018
what is the capital of new mexico?
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