What do you call the 2nd richest man, when he moves to Mexico?
It has been shown that cows raised in Mexico are statistically happier on average than cows raised in other countries
They've been reported as feeling "mooey bien"
What’s the weather like in Mexico?
Recently the number 3 went missing in Mexico.
It disappeared without a tres. At least, that's what cinco seis.
I went to see a basketball tournament in Mexico
It was all fun and games until it became Juan on Juan.
Did you know, the national arcade game of Mexico is...
A pet store in New Mexico has seabirds in the window for sale; I bought the one on the right, but...
...I knew I shoulda taken that left tern at Albuquerque!
What do you call a guy who loses his car in Mexico
Best name for a weather reporter in Mexico?
Did you hear about the train robbery down in Mexico?
They said the robber had a loco-motive.
What do Canada and Mexico have in common?
They have us in the middle.
What do you call the wall between Mexico and the USA?
My dog Zeus is famous for his size, in Mexico.
Mexicans I've never met walk up to me and say "Hey Zeus! That's a big dog!"
Driving in Mexico can sure be tough...
All the ese-curves mean you gotta be on your toes.
Did you hear about the train conductor in Mexico that got arrested for murder?
Yeah, apparently he had Loco-motives
My wife won't come to Mexico with me.
She thinks I will try tequila.
A cowboy and a Mexican were walking side-by-side by a beach in Mexico. The Cowboy asked to the Mexican if the Gulf of Mexico was an ocean.
"Sea, Señor," replied the Mexican.
In Mexico, they say if you drink Topo Chico mineral water you'll grow taller.
It is the Legend of Tipi Topo Chico...
I heard there’s a place on the border of Texas and Mexico that is making giant manned robots.
what is the capital of new mexico?
If Tom Cruise and Terry Crews sold tickets for a meet and greet on a Ship headed for Mexico, they'd advertise the Cruise-Crews Cruise to Veracruz.
My father was born in Mexico and played baseball in San Diego...
Who enforces cheese standards in Mexico?
I didn't know I'd turned down the wrong street in Mexico...
Til I got pulled over for wrong direction on a Juan way street.
My wife wanted a robot vacuum for Christmas, so I got a cheap knock-off made in Mexico..
It’s called Aye Caroomba.
I met an astronaut in Mexico who claimed to hold the record for the fastest unassisted orbit around Earth.
I'll never forget Juan Solo.
What to say when someone knocks on your door in Mexico
I just sold my collection of Swiss watches to a friend in Mexico City.
What did the Japanese cat say when he arrived in Mexico?
What do Eskimos eat when they vacation in Mexico?
I tried to go bow hunting in Mexico
Ever hear about the computer programmer who moved to Mexico?
He wanted to be a señor developer.
Did you hear about how Mexico feels about the wall?
Ahh, don’t worry. They’ll get over it
I was on a train in Mexico when its started crazily rocking from side to side
What do you call the street between Mexico and the US
What do you call a dwarf from mexico?
A paragraph, because he's only a short ese.
[OC] How do they open cans of tuna in New Mexico?
Did you hear about the new tv show in Mexico based off Survivor?
It’s called “ There can only be Juan”
I went to Mexico and ordered the man tequila
They kept bringing me butter
I went to a doctor while in Mexico
He said something about low siento. Does anyone know what this could be, and how to raise my siento levels?