What do you call the 2nd richest man, when he moves to Mexico?

Jeff Pesos.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PeeSeaBayBee
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It has been shown that cows raised in Mexico are statistically happier on average than cows raised in other countries

They've been reported as feeling "mooey bien"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AmazinBacon
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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What’s the weather like in Mexico?

Chili today, hot tamale.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SkipperBiff
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04
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Recently the number 3 went missing in Mexico.

It disappeared without a tres. At least, that's what cinco seis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lagforks
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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I went to see a basketball tournament in Mexico

It was all fun and games until it became Juan on Juan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/givemeyoursacc
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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Did you know, the national arcade game of Mexico is...

Gu-whack-a-mole

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rekt555
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2020
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I am moving to mexico

Tijuana know why?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slymood
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2020
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A pet store in New Mexico has seabirds in the window for sale; I bought the one on the right, but...

...I knew I shoulda taken that left tern at Albuquerque!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FunMathematician1
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2020
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What do you call a guy who loses his car in Mexico

Carlos

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeadStabb
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2020
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Best name for a weather reporter in Mexico?

Pascals, Hector Pascals.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kerdawg
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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Did you hear about the train robbery down in Mexico?

They said the robber had a loco-motive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chickenburrito_
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2019
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What do Canada and Mexico have in common?

They have us in the middle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lshawel
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2020
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What do you call the wall between Mexico and the USA?

The language barrier.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Julipidgeon13
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2020
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My dog Zeus is famous for his size, in Mexico.

Mexicans I've never met walk up to me and say "Hey Zeus! That's a big dog!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/breakone9r
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2020
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Driving in Mexico can sure be tough...

All the ese-curves mean you gotta be on your toes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2020
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Did you hear about the train conductor in Mexico that got arrested for murder?

Yeah, apparently he had Loco-motives

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fat-bandit
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2020
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My wife won't come to Mexico with me.

She thinks I will try tequila.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rc538
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2019
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A cowboy and a Mexican were walking side-by-side by a beach in Mexico. The Cowboy asked to the Mexican if the Gulf of Mexico was an ocean.

"Sea, SeΓ±or," replied the Mexican.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlumeHound9
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2020
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In Mexico, they say if you drink Topo Chico mineral water you'll grow taller.

It is the Legend of Tipi Topo Chico...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MelvinRoseTX
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2020
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I heard there’s a place on the border of Texas and Mexico that is making giant manned robots.

It’s called Tex-Mechs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mortalfloater
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2019
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what is the capital of new mexico?

New Mexico

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jerdarnella
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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If Tom Cruise and Terry Crews sold tickets for a meet and greet on a Ship headed for Mexico, they'd advertise the Cruise-Crews Cruise to Veracruz.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Tamassran_
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2018
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My father was born in Mexico and played baseball in San Diego...

He was a good Padre

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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Who enforces cheese standards in Mexico?

The Feta-ralies.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Avian80
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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I didn't know I'd turned down the wrong street in Mexico...

Til I got pulled over for wrong direction on a Juan way street.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2019
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My wife wanted a robot vacuum for Christmas, so I got a cheap knock-off made in Mexico..

It’s called Aye Caroomba.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2018
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I met an astronaut in Mexico who claimed to hold the record for the fastest unassisted orbit around Earth.

I'll never forget Juan Solo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/legisleducator
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2019
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What to say when someone knocks on your door in Mexico

No Juans home

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RappmanD
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2019
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I just sold my collection of Swiss watches to a friend in Mexico City.

Adios Omegas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2019
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What did the Japanese cat say when he arrived in Mexico?

Γ‘an

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πŸ‘€︎ u/badjokesalltheway
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2019
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What do Eskimos eat when they vacation in Mexico?

Brrr-itos.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Danielaurence
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2019
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I tried to go bow hunting in Mexico

But I didn't Habanero.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bryanBr
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2018
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Ever hear about the computer programmer who moved to Mexico?

He wanted to be a seΓ±or developer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/binusr
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2017
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Did you hear about how Mexico feels about the wall?

Ahh, don’t worry. They’ll get over it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kr0sswalk
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2019
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I was on a train in Mexico when its started crazily rocking from side to side

it was a loco motion

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubeykeebler
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2018
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What do you call the street between Mexico and the US

Wallstreet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AudiSuoodi
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2019
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What do you call a dwarf from mexico?

A paragraph, because he's only a short ese.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cooliomydood
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2018
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[OC] How do they open cans of tuna in New Mexico?

With an albacore-key.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ir8prim8
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2019
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Did you hear about the new tv show in Mexico based off Survivor?

It’s called β€œ There can only be Juan”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emn100
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2018
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I went to Mexico and ordered the man tequila

They kept bringing me butter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dimpleswimple
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2017
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I went to a doctor while in Mexico

He said something about low siento. Does anyone know what this could be, and how to raise my siento levels?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheCopperDimes
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2019
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