It has been shown that cows raised in Mexico are statistically happier on average than cows raised in other countries
They've been reported as feeling "mooey bien"
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What do you call the 2nd richest man, when he moves to Mexico?
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Whatβs the weather like in Mexico?
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Recently the number 3 went missing in Mexico.
It disappeared without a tres. At least, that's what cinco seis.
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︎ Nov 28 2020
I went to see a basketball tournament in Mexico
It was all fun and games until it became Juan on Juan.
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︎ Nov 01 2020
Did you know, the national arcade game of Mexico is...
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A pet store in New Mexico has seabirds in the window for sale; I bought the one on the right, but...
...I knew I shoulda taken that left tern at Albuquerque!
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︎ Aug 14 2020
I am moving to mexico
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︎ Aug 26 2020
Best name for a weather reporter in Mexico?
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︎ Aug 17 2020
Did you hear about the train robbery down in Mexico?
They said the robber had a loco-motive.
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There was an 7.4 magnitude earthquake in Mexico
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What do Canada and Mexico have in common?
They have us in the middle.
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︎ May 26 2020
What do you call the wall between Mexico and the USA?
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︎ Apr 21 2020
My dog Zeus is famous for his size, in Mexico.
Mexicans I've never met walk up to me and say "Hey Zeus! That's a big dog!"
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︎ Apr 13 2020
Driving in Mexico can sure be tough...
All the ese-curves mean you gotta be on your toes.
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︎ Apr 02 2020
My wife won't come to Mexico with me.
She thinks I will try tequila.
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Did you hear about the train conductor in Mexico that got arrested for murder?
Yeah, apparently he had Loco-motives
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A cowboy and a Mexican were walking side-by-side by a beach in Mexico. The Cowboy asked to the Mexican if the Gulf of Mexico was an ocean.
"Sea, SeΓ±or," replied the Mexican.
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︎ Jan 25 2020
In Mexico, they say if you drink Topo Chico mineral water you'll grow taller.
It is the Legend of Tipi Topo Chico...
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I heard thereβs a place on the border of Texas and Mexico that is making giant manned robots.
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If Tom Cruise and Terry Crews sold tickets for a meet and greet on a Ship headed for Mexico, they'd advertise the Cruise-Crews Cruise to Veracruz.
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My father was born in Mexico and played baseball in San Diego...
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︎ Oct 29 2019
Who enforces cheese standards in Mexico?
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︎ Oct 31 2019
My wife wanted a robot vacuum for Christmas, so I got a cheap knock-off made in Mexico..
Itβs called Aye Caroomba.
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︎ Dec 20 2018
I didn't know I'd turned down the wrong street in Mexico...
Til I got pulled over for wrong direction on a Juan way street.
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︎ Sep 29 2019
I met an astronaut in Mexico who claimed to hold the record for the fastest unassisted orbit around Earth.
I'll never forget Juan Solo.
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︎ Sep 16 2019
Why are clubs in Mexico better than the USA?
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︎ Sep 06 2019
What to say when someone knocks on your door in Mexico
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︎ Jul 30 2019
I just sold my collection of Swiss watches to a friend in Mexico City.
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︎ Jul 19 2019
What did the Japanese cat say when he arrived in Mexico?
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︎ Aug 12 2019
What do Eskimos eat when they vacation in Mexico?
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︎ Apr 19 2019
Ever hear about the computer programmer who moved to Mexico?
He wanted to be a seΓ±or developer.
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I tried to go bow hunting in Mexico
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︎ Aug 22 2018
Did you hear about how Mexico feels about the wall?
Ahh, donβt worry. Theyβll get over it
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︎ Mar 30 2019
What do you call a dwarf from mexico?
A paragraph, because he's only a short ese.
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I was on a train in Mexico when its started crazily rocking from side to side
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︎ Jul 29 2018
What do you call the street between Mexico and the US
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︎ Feb 10 2019
Did you hear about the new tv show in Mexico based off Survivor?
Itβs called β There can only be Juanβ
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︎ Mar 10 2018
I went to Mexico and ordered the man tequila
They kept bringing me butter
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[OC] How do they open cans of tuna in New Mexico?
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︎ Mar 25 2019
I went to a doctor while in Mexico
He said something about low siento. Does anyone know what this could be, and how to raise my siento levels?
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I was in Mexico when a friend said hello.
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what is the capital of new mexico?
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