What do Mexicans eat when it's cold out?

Brrrritos

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trtlman
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How do Mexicans decide who gets promoted?

SeΓ±ority

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Roxas1011
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A Mexican magician tells the audience he is going to disappear on the count of 3.

He says, β€œuno, dos..” and then POOF he disappeared without a tres…

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ParadoxXSchock
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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What do you call a Mexican man who misplaced his car?

Carlos

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AndytheMVP
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What do you call an angry, Mexican cat?

Hissspanic.

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Why did the Mexican take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JonathanWickers
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What does a Mexican do with a dead toe?

Burrito

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iffijoo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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Why did the Mexican man push his wife of a cliff ?

Tequila

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lovethythumb
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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what did the mexican firefighter call his first son?

Hose A

what did he call his second son?

Hose B

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IvegotabigDijk
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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Why did the Mexican alcohol manufacturer chuck his wife off a cliff?

TEQUILA

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πŸ‘€︎ u/argotrevor
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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My Mexican Uncle Rito came to visit recently and said its freezing here.

I guess you can call him Burrrrr-rito

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jmar4234
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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Three friends are going out to eat, one wants to go Thai another wants Mexican.

The third friend is the Thai breaker.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/indiankidhs
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2020
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My Mexican friend needed a bodysuit for her baby...

So I got her a Juansie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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What do you call a Mexican with rubber Toe

Roberto

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πŸ‘€︎ u/its_boogeyman
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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What Mexican food is always missing a piece?

A jigsaw pozole.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CMoy1980
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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Did you hear about the mexican fireman whose wife gave birth to two sons?

He called them Jose and Hose B......

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bobbylake71
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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I asked my Mexican friend if he could tell me what 300 is in Roman numerals...

Hew kept saying, "si si si" without giving me the answer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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What do you call a cold Mexican food?

A brrrrrrrrrrrrrito

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_Gus3114
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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Why is hot Mexican food like a credit card?

You pay for it the next day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zenpod
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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Why did the crazy Mexican jump on the train?

He had a loco motive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nereothefinest
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2020
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Finally decided to talk to my therapist about my fear of Mexican food.

Took me a long time to finally be able to taco bout it. πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bradb717
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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What do you call a Mexican space chicken ?

Apollo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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What do you call a funny mexican

El mao

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rorylikememes
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2020
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Did you hear the one about the Mexican Magician? He announced to his audience: "For my final illusion, I will make myself vanish on the count of three…"

"… UNO! DOS!" *POOF* And he vanished without a Tres.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2020
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An American, an Armenian, an Australian, an Austrian, a Burmese, a Chinese, a Canadian, a Dutchman, a Dane, an Englishman, an Estonian, a German, a Japanese, a Korean, a Mexican, a Nepalese, a Pole, a Russian, and a Welshman all walk into a posh bar. The doorman says sorry, we have standards.

You can’t come in without a Thai.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rocknocker
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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Here’s a Spanish joke: Did you hear that Mexicans created a machine that dispenses fish?

They call it a pez dispenser

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GDGameplayer
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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What do you call a gay Mexican peeping tom?

Peeko-da-guyo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fluffnubs
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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Why did the crazy Mexican kill people on trains?

He has loco-motives

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Did you hear about the Mexican Train Killer ?

He had locomotives

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2020
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What do Mexican people put under their carpet?

Underlay, underlay!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YourCreepyGramps
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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What do you call a small Mexican Muslim?

MOSQUITO

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BrotherTausil
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2020
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I’ve started saying β€œmucho” to all of my Mexican friends.

It means a lot to them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Johnmcguirk
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2020
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My Mexican uncle takes anti-anxiety medication.

It’s for Hispanic attacks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrTomatoHead
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My Mexican uncle takes anti-anxiety medication

It's for Hispanic attacks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/a_L_v_e_S
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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What do you call a Mexican with who lost his car?

Carlos

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OrangeTramp7
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?

Carlos!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GerbearN
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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Why did the mexican push his wife off a cliff?

tequila

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πŸ‘€︎ u/unclemurv
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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Why did the Mexican take anti-anxiety medication?

For Hispanic attacks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tall_brown
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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What did the Mexican firefighter name his 2 children?

Hose A and Hose B

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TTheTiny1
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2020
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A Mexican magician said he will disappear on the count of three

Uno.... Dos..... Poof

He disappeared without a tres

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πŸ‘€︎ u/growupyall
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2020
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