What do Mexicans eat when it's cold out?
How do Mexicans decide who gets promoted?
A Mexican magician tells the audience he is going to disappear on the count of 3.
He says, “uno, dos..” and then POOF he disappeared without a tres…
What do you call a Mexican man who misplaced his car?
What do you call an angry, Mexican cat?
Why did the Mexican take anti-anxiety medication?
What does a Mexican do with a dead toe?
Why did the Mexican man push his wife of a cliff ?
what did the mexican firefighter call his first son?
Hose A
what did he call his second son?
Hose B
Why did the Mexican alcohol manufacturer chuck his wife off a cliff?
My Mexican Uncle Rito came to visit recently and said its freezing here.
I guess you can call him Burrrrr-rito
Three friends are going out to eat, one wants to go Thai another wants Mexican.
The third friend is the Thai breaker.
My Mexican friend needed a bodysuit for her baby...
What do you call a Mexican with rubber Toe
What Mexican food is always missing a piece?
Did you hear about the mexican fireman whose wife gave birth to two sons?
He called them Jose and Hose B......
I asked my Mexican friend if he could tell me what 300 is in Roman numerals...
Hew kept saying, "si si si" without giving me the answer.
What do you call a cold Mexican food?
Why is hot Mexican food like a credit card?
You pay for it the next day.
Why did the crazy Mexican jump on the train?
Finally decided to talk to my therapist about my fear of Mexican food.
Took me a long time to finally be able to taco bout it. 🤦🏻♂️
What do you call a Mexican space chicken ?
What do you call a funny mexican
Did you hear the one about the Mexican Magician? He announced to his audience: "For my final illusion, I will make myself vanish on the count of three…"
"… UNO! DOS!" *POOF* And he vanished without a Tres.
An American, an Armenian, an Australian, an Austrian, a Burmese, a Chinese, a Canadian, a Dutchman, a Dane, an Englishman, an Estonian, a German, a Japanese, a Korean, a Mexican, a Nepalese, a Pole, a Russian, and a Welshman all walk into a posh bar. The doorman says sorry, we have standards.
You can’t come in without a Thai.
Here’s a Spanish joke: Did you hear that Mexicans created a machine that dispenses fish?
They call it a pez dispenser
What do you call a gay Mexican peeping tom?
Why did the crazy Mexican kill people on trains?
Did you hear about the Mexican Train Killer ?
What do Mexican people put under their carpet?
What do you call a small Mexican Muslim?
I’ve started saying “mucho” to all of my Mexican friends.
My Mexican uncle takes anti-anxiety medication.
It’s for Hispanic attacks.
My Mexican uncle takes anti-anxiety medication
It's for Hispanic attacks
What do you call a Mexican with who lost his car?
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Why did the mexican push his wife off a cliff?
Why did the Mexican take anti-anxiety medication?
What did the Mexican firefighter name his 2 children?
A Mexican magician said he will disappear on the count of three
Uno.... Dos..... Poof
He disappeared without a tres
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