5 Hilarious Peninsula Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

My girlfriend told me that she was worried she was turning into a costal area at the southwestern tip of the Gower Peninsula in south Wales. I said to her...

Don't be Rhossili Bae

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👤︎ u/AlRedux

📅︎ Sep 16 2020

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What did Justin Timberlake say when the lead singer of Weezer asked him to name a major peninsula on the northern coast of the Black Sea?

Crimea, Rivers.

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👤︎ u/underdog_rox

📅︎ Sep 24 2019

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Here in Michigan's Upper Peninsula we have a program for recovering Canadians.

It's called Eh Eh.

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👤︎ u/DirtyWookieScalp

📅︎ Jul 16 2017

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What did Sula become when he got stabbed by a pencil?

Peninsula

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👤︎ u/crazyjarvis

📅︎ Nov 03 2020

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Got my dad with this one

Dad came by to pick up my niece and nephew who'd stayed overnight, and there was a hockey game on between the Minnesota Wild and Florida Panthers. My dad looked at the TV and says:

Where's Florida?

Southeastern part of the US. Big peninsula. You've probably seen it on a map?

I mean, sure, he was asking for it, but man it felt good to get the master back.

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👤︎ u/FnDork

📅︎ Feb 28 2016

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