Good rhode island puns

Anyone got some good rhode island puns for my project

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Porunosuta
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2016
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Why is T called an island?

Because it's in the middle of water.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/duffmanohyeah_
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Why is Greta Thornburg like an island off the east African coast?

She’s Mad at gas cars.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ktbrown1
πŸ“…︎ May 17
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Did you hear that a rock formation called Darwin's Arch collapsed in the Galapagos Islands?

Guess you could call that the work of Natural Selection!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/space0watch
πŸ“…︎ May 19
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What could a furniture store call examples of seats for kitchen islands or bars?

Stool samples!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AndySkibba
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06
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If the island of Maui gets too much more rain...

It'll become the Isn'tland of Maui.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bparx
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12
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Did y’all know there no canary’s in the Canary Islands? The Virgin Islands are the same!

There aren’t any canary’s there either.

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Hell used to be an island

but then Helsinki

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alanpearce
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28
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Why did the Pirate's Island have to quarantine?

Because their 'Arrr' number was too high...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CanAhJustSay
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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Nauru is the most obese country in the world, followed by the Cook Islands.

Does that mean that the Cook Islands have a fat chance of catching up?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bananarang1
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23
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In 30 min, the Christmas Island and Samoa will welcome the new year.

For them, hindsight is 2020

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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Emotional island
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πŸ‘€︎ u/starswirls_planet
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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Did you know that there are no canaries in the Canary Islands? And the same thing applies to the Virgin Islands;

There are no canaries there either.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jan_Tik
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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Apple Pie is a ridiculous $5 a slice in the U.S., but only $1 in Jamaica, the Bahamas, & the Virgin Islands

Those are the pie rates of the Caribbean

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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Whats the name of a crime series filmed on a sunny japanese island?

Kawaii five-o

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrcarrot9
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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What island in Thailand has the most sick people?

Koh Vinineteen

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aderkaperk1
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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Why is the letter T like an island?

Because they are both in the middle of waTer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Passmeabeernow
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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As a globe restorer, I never turn down projects where I have to fill in missing countries or islands. But missing equators?

That’s when I draw the line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CorbanzoBean69
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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Anyone out there any preference for their favorite island to visit..?

.. I've none atoll.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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If I could just bring one thing with me to a remote deserted Island..

..then I probably wouldn't bother going.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2020
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Islands in the stream.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/orlanthi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2020
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Thousand Island?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrShaunce
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2020
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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman are stranded on desert island.

Whilst gathering food, they find a magical golden lamp. The Englishman says β€œrub the lamp!” They do, and a genie appears. β€œI only have three wishes to offer,” he says, β€œso I’ll give you one wish each.

The Englishman says, β€œI’d like to be living in a penthouse in London with Β£1,000,000 in my bank account.” His wish is granted.

The Scotsman says β€œI’d love to live in a renovated Scottish castle with Β£2,000,000 in my bank account.” His wish is granted.

The genie then turns to the Irishman: β€œAnd what do you wish for?” The Irishman says to the genie, β€œIt’s getting a bit lonely here, can I have the other two back?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LTAD2108
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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Tell me something about the British islands. No hurry.

No rush at all. Isle Wight.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mickets
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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A coconut tree in a deserted island

Is a trope-ical plant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/keyrover
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2020
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Two rich dudes were hanging out in a bar. One said to the other, "Hey, you wanna come to my square island?"

The other responded "Four shore!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedBluemann
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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I woke up on an island, just me and a deck of cards.

So far, I’m not a big fan of solitairy confinement

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πŸ‘€︎ u/daddyflextape
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2020
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Dad: β€œSon, your mother and I are thinking about moving to a square island.”

Son: β€œWow really? Can I come too?”

Dad: β€œFour shore!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/misplacedfreckles
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2020
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Chocolate chip dish technically makes this a... Desserted island
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JustARandomBucket
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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A tough one found on the Punderland home on Balboa Island. (Answer in comments)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/frisbeeluna
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2019
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I told the doctor I was worried I was turning into an Italian island...

He said β€œdon’t be Sicily!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pidderz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2020
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What is a pirate’s favorite island?

MadagascAAARRR

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Shopping in Tybee Island, Georgia USA...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cytomitchel
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I made myself a turkey sandwich for lunch with pepperjack and thousand island. It wasn't quite a reuben...

...but I would say it was rubenesque.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nahnprophet
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2020
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Making a sign for work. Any puns for thousand island dressing?
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Did you hear about the measuring stick that was king of an island?

It was a ruling ruler.

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My Friend is going to a fancy dress party and said he's going to dress up as a small island off the coast of italy...

I said don't be Sicily.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/matimo123
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2019
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The best thing about being on a deserted island with a pair of twins?

Starting fires are easy since each of them will always have a match!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/breakone9r
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2020
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Island?

Yes, it is!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kmartinator
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2020
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Did your hear about the professors that went to an island resort to discuss research paper titles?

It was a topical vacation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alecksface
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2020
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What could a furniture store call examples of seats for kitchen islands or bars?

Stool Samples.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AndySkibba
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06
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Welcome to Rhode Island

... You are now leaving Rhode Island

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AprilTowers
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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Canary Islands

Did you know?

On the Canary Islands, there is not one Canary.

and on the Virgin Islands, there is not one Canary there either.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Coffeeaficionado_
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2020
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Why is an island like the letter T?

because it’s in the middle of water

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pandacoat
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2020
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What does an island and the letter T have in common

They both are in the middle of water

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yashrajt
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2020
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TIL: there are no canaries on the Canary Islands. The Virgin Islands are the same..

There are no canaries there either.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/djmuhlestein
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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Did you know there’s no canaries on the Canary Islands?

Same with the Virgin Islands. There’s no canaries there either.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/King_Pinn
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2019
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