Good rhode island puns

Anyone got some good rhode island puns for my project

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Emotional island
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πŸ‘€︎ u/starswirls_planet
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If I could just bring one thing with me to a remote deserted Island..

..then I probably wouldn't bother going.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
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Did you know that there are no canaries in the Canary Islands? The same thing applies with the Virgin Islands...

There are no canaries there either...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bringojackprot
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Canary Islands

Did you know?

On the Canary Islands, there is not one Canary.

and on the Virgin Islands, there is not one Canary there either.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Coffeeaficionado_
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When I lived on an island in the Indian Ocean, I constructed my own motor vehicle

β€œMadagascar?”

β€œNo, I made a diesel van”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/f__h
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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Islands in the stream.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/orlanthi
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Tell me something about the British islands. No hurry.

No rush at all. Isle Wight.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mickets
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I woke up on an island, just me and a deck of cards.

So far, I’m not a big fan of solitairy confinement

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πŸ‘€︎ u/daddyflextape
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Dad: β€œSon, your mother and I are thinking about moving to a square island.”

Son: β€œWow really? Can I come too?”

Dad: β€œFour shore!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/misplacedfreckles
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2020
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Thousand Island?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrShaunce
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What did the Thousand Island say to the refrigerator?

Hey, close the door! Can't you see I'm dressing?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CIMMGW
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Two rich dudes were hanging out in a bar. One said to the other, "Hey, you wanna come to my square island?"

The other responded "Four shore!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedBluemann
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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I made myself a turkey sandwich for lunch with pepperjack and thousand island. It wasn't quite a reuben...

...but I would say it was rubenesque.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nahnprophet
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2020
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Did you hear about the measuring stick that was king of an island?

It was a ruling ruler.

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Island?

Yes, it is!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kmartinator
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2020
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Did your hear about the professors that went to an island resort to discuss research paper titles?

It was a topical vacation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alecksface
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2020
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Why is an island like the letter T?

because it’s in the middle of water

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pandacoat
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2020
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Me and my friend were going to a costume party. He told me he was coming as a small island off the coast of Italy

I said don’t be Sicilly

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I told the doctor I was worried I was turning into an Italian island...

He said β€œdon’t be Sicily!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pidderz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2020
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Chocolate chip dish technically makes this a... Desserted island
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JustARandomBucket
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A tough one found on the Punderland home on Balboa Island. (Answer in comments)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/frisbeeluna
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2019
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The best thing about being on a deserted island with a pair of twins?

Starting fires are easy since each of them will always have a match!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/breakone9r
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What does an island and the letter T have in common

They both are in the middle of water

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yashrajt
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2020
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What is a pirate’s favorite island?

MadagascAAARRR

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My Friend is going to a fancy dress party and said he's going to dress up as a small island off the coast of italy...

I said don't be Sicily.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/matimo123
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2019
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Did you know Caesar had a ranch on the thousand islands in north America?

I don't know why he called it a ranch they only grew lettuce.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2020
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TIL: there are no canaries on the Canary Islands. The Virgin Islands are the same..

There are no canaries there either.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/djmuhlestein
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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I hope to one day be rich enough to buy a ring-shaped island chain formed of coral, where I can retire to relax.

I’ll call it my No Worries Atoll.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/abridgetooclose
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2020
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Shopping in Tybee Island, Georgia USA...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cytomitchel
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2019
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Making a sign for work. Any puns for thousand island dressing?
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Did you know there’s no canaries on the Canary Islands?

Same with the Virgin Islands. There’s no canaries there either.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/King_Pinn
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2019
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What do you do on a remote island?

Try and find the TV island it belongs to.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
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You know how the Canary islands is a misnomer, since there's no canaries? It's the same with the Virgin Islands

There's no canaries there either

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Poortio
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A cruise ship passes by a remote island, and all the passengers see a bearded man running around and waving his arms wildly. "Captain," one of the passenger asks, "who is that man over there?"

"I have no idea," the captain says, "but he goes nuts every year when we pass him."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bot_10
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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Did you know that on the Canary Islands there is not one Canary !!!!

Also on the Virgin Islands - same thing - not one canary there either

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stonefly_C
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2019
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What is the coldest island?

Brrrmuda

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zenpod
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2019
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I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island.

But it turned out to be an optical Aleutian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/createsean
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2019
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There was an island shaped like a sword.

I built my house on it. I like to live on the edge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rlchv70
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2019
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Did you hear about the ship carrying red and blue paint that crashed onto an island?

The sailors were marooned

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zsrocks
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2019
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What is it called when you leave an idiot on an island?

Morooned

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TardDas
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2019
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what do you while visiting a remote island?

try to find which TV island it belongs to

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mellon_coliee
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2019
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A red ship and a blue ship crash on a deserted island

They were marooned

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Samwise3s
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Someone asked me if I could tell them what you would call someone who's from the Island north of Sardinia

"Corsican"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jlw2001
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2019
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What island had a lot of wild pigs on its beaches

Boara boara

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Donktwat
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2019
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What was the largest island in the world before Greenland was discovered?

Greenland

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sigurbodi91
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2018
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My friend said to me he wanted to become a small island off the coast of Italy

I said dont be Sicily

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JRHMUK
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2019
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Fishing on an inland lake on an island this weekend with my daughter. This island generates lots of power via wind turbines. Anyway, We are on the lake and it gets rough and REALLY windy. Pretend to get mad and yell at the power station...

"Turn off the damn fans, I'm trying to fish over here and you are creating too much wind"...
groans ensue.....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cmeilleur1337
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You know, Christmas Island isn't actually an island

It's actually an isthmus, but they changed the name of it because it turns out that no one can say Christmas Isthmus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NewUser579169
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2019
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I told my wife we would go to a island that would take my breath away

Snorkeling was really fun

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KingLagga
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2019
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Wife: What would you do if you were stuck on a remote island?

You: The first step should be use it to turn on the TV island.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2018
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What is Mario’s favorite island?

Oahuuuuuuuuu

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bicyclebrewer
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2019
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What island do horses go to when they die?

The Gallop-a-ghost.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rhianc
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TIL that Cards Against Humanity joked that they could buy an island with the money they donate to charity, so they bought an island in Maine to preserve wildlife. They named it β€˜Hawaii 2’ because β€œit’s on the Maine land.” connecticut.cbslocal.com/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Big_Spicy_Tuna69
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2018
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What do you call musical islands

Ac- apelago

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πŸ‘€︎ u/geareduptiger
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2018
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I've been planning on buying an island that will ban cash and card transactions.....

I'd like to welcome you to the cheque republic!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shaunbt78
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2019
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I hate it when people say I can't make puns about Mediterranean islands.

Of Corsican, don't be Sicily.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eran-of-Arcadia
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2018
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I wanted to dress up as an island last Halloween,

But my friends said "Don't be Scilly".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jedi_Llama154
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2018
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Some sailors got shipwrecked on a desolate island

They built a village out of their galleon and called it a township.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheXLivonian
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2019
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A slice of apple pie in Jamaica is only $2.50 while it's $3 in the Cayman Islands.

These are the pie rates of the Carribbean

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IThrowBarrels
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2019
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What happens when a red pirate ship and a brown pirate ship meet on a deserted island?

They get marooned

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2019
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Did you know that there isn't a single canary on the Canary Islands?

... And on the Virgin Isles? Same thing. Not one canary there either.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/djeclipz
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2019
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Did you hear about the guy who got lost sailing from Marin County to Catalina Island?

He left his chart in San Francisco.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eroe777
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2018
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What island is called IIIIIIIIIIIsland?

Long Island.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2018
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Me: "What would you eat on a desert island."

Dad: "The sand which is there."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PatrickKnight99
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2017
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Someone is stealing historic doorknobs in Rock Island

You'd think it'd be an open and shut case, but don't knock the police for not solving it yet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2018
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A joke about Islands

There are no canaries on the Canary Islands.

And on the Virgin islands... >!nope, no canaries there either!<.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/td941
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2018
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My daughter just returned from a small island in Indonesia, bragging about her great tan...

She was gutted when I told her that I could Bali notice it.

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A man came up to me and said he was going to dress up as an island of the coast of Italy...

...I said "don't be Sicily"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Just_John_
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2018
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A man crashed a boat full of Viagra on a deserted island.

He was extremely hard on himself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2018
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I've always wanted a narrow land bridge between Hampshire and an island off the south coast of England.

I'm dreaming of a Wight Isthmus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlRedux
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2018
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Very clever of you Prince Edward Island. imgur.com/tRpy578
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Overpricefridge
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2016
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A two step survival guide if you are stuck on a desserted island.
  1. Check the spelling.

  2. If correct, grab a spoon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2018
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When calm, why is it bad to visit cafes on an island in the South Pacific Ocean?

They make you Fiji tea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2018
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Sherlock Holmes and John Watson are stranded on a deserted island

Sherlock says: We need to get off of this island!

Watson says: No ship, Sherlock!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FwostBytee
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2018
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3 Clowns were stranded on an island and had to resort to cannibalism.

One said to the other, β€œthis taste funny.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheWhiteBuffarro
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2018
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I left home for medical school down in the caribbean. My dad said if I ever get lonely, I'll always have someone to talk to on the island, and he gave me this.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Clancy1001
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Did you know that a Chicken & Mushroom Pie costs Β£2.40 in Anguilla, but only Β£1.95 in the Cayman Islands.

Those are the Pie-Rates of the Caribbean

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Real_JT
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2017
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My friend was going on holiday to the Greek Island of Rhodes

I told him to watch out for the cars.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tubbaa
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2018
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Three guys stranded on a desert island find a magic lantern containing a genie"

Three guys stranded on a desert island find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says: β€˜I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here.’

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Teachdis
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2018
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My wife had me build a kitchen island out of an old dresser...

...but it's too long for our kitchen.

Wife: I'll have to find a smaller dresser but we'll lose like 3 drawers for storage.

Me: So you're saying we'll be Three Drawers Down?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MyOtherAccount_3
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2018
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Caribbean islands sure drink a lot of fermented tea

Especially Pu'ehr-to Rico

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChillaVen
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2017
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My wife and I went to a beautiful island in the Caribbean.
  • Jamaica?

  • No. She wanted to go.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thkoog
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2017
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I once had to see an eye doctor on an Alaskan island.

Turns out he was an optical Aleutian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Crash_86
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2017
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If you ever get stranded on a desert island, light a bonfire on the beach

Trust me, it's a shore fire way to get attention

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πŸ‘€︎ u/onecalledtree
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2017
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How would you describe a TV clicker on a distant deserted island?

Remote

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2018
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What did the hurricane say to the island?

I've got my eye on you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LeverShan
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2017
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Did you see in the news that the long island medium is getting a divorce?

She didn't see it coming.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lunaticmoose36
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2017
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Can a man, on an island who speaks a different language, be a citizen of France?

Of Corsican

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πŸ‘€︎ u/diego_godean
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2017
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I thought I saw some sort of animal on an island in Alaska.

Turns out it was just an Aleutian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_otterinabox
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2016
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Did you know that there are no canaries in the Canary Islands? And the same thing applies to the Virgin Islands;

There are no canaries there either.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jan_Tik
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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What do you do on a remote island?

Try and find the TV island it belongs to.

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