Anyone got some good rhode island puns for my project
Because it's in the middle of water.
Sheβs Mad at gas cars.
Guess you could call that the work of Natural Selection!
Stool samples!
It'll become the Isn'tland of Maui.
There arenβt any canaryβs there either.
but then Helsinki
Because their 'Arrr' number was too high...
Does that mean that the Cook Islands have a fat chance of catching up?
For them, hindsight is 2020
There are no canaries there either.
Those are the pie rates of the Caribbean
Kawaii five-o
Koh Vinineteen
Because they are both in the middle of waTer
Thatβs when I draw the line.
.. I've none atoll.
..then I probably wouldn't bother going.
Whilst gathering food, they find a magical golden lamp. The Englishman says βrub the lamp!β They do, and a genie appears. βI only have three wishes to offer,β he says, βso Iβll give you one wish each.
The Englishman says, βIβd like to be living in a penthouse in London with Β£1,000,000 in my bank account.β His wish is granted.
The Scotsman says βIβd love to live in a renovated Scottish castle with Β£2,000,000 in my bank account.β His wish is granted.
The genie then turns to the Irishman: βAnd what do you wish for?β The Irishman says to the genie, βItβs getting a bit lonely here, can I have the other two back?β
No rush at all. Isle Wight.
Is a trope-ical plant.
The other responded "Four shore!"
So far, Iβm not a big fan of solitairy confinement
Son: βWow really? Can I come too?β
Dad: βFour shore!β
He said βdonβt be Sicily!β
MadagascAAARRR
...but I would say it was rubenesque.
It was a ruling ruler.
I said don't be Sicily.
Starting fires are easy since each of them will always have a match!
It was a topical vacation
Stool Samples.
... You are now leaving Rhode Island
Did you know?
On the Canary Islands, there is not one Canary.
and on the Virgin Islands, there is not one Canary there either.
because itβs in the middle of water
They both are in the middle of water
There are no canaries there either.
Same with the Virgin Islands. Thereβs no canaries there either.
