14 Hilarious Singapore Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

The Singapore Police Force imgur.com/74ANYa6

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👤︎ u/omnomboom

📅︎ Feb 13 2018

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What's next after Singapore?

Singa-five

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👤︎ u/ThePlagueIsABitch

📅︎ Oct 11 2019

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What do they speak in Singapore?

They don’t. They sing.

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👤︎ u/irobinso

📅︎ Jan 23 2019

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Trump-Kim summit to be held at Sentosa's Capella Hotel in Singapore

Is it going to be very vocal and with no music?

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👤︎ u/guiguy

📅︎ Jun 12 2018

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McDonald's apologizes (x-post r/singapore)

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👤︎ u/elmielmosong

📅︎ Dec 12 2017

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'Singapore Airlines records low passenger numbers on Canberra to Wellington flights'

Well then, I guess Singapore airlines did not get to CAPITALise on this capital to capital route

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👤︎ u/Tinderium

📅︎ Jul 21 2017

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Dad joked in the airport of Singapore.

Dad: I like cheese jokes. Me: Why? Dad: Because they're more mature than milk jokes.

ahhhh

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👤︎ u/newgreenit

📅︎ Jul 30 2014

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Phil is to blame for this one, nothing to do with me.

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👤︎ u/orlanthi

📅︎ Sep 06 2020

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When the moon hits your knees, you mispronounce countries...

Singapore!

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👤︎ u/this_time_i_mean_it

📅︎ Feb 12 2021

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Where has the worst karaoke bars?

Singapore!

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👤︎ u/RivenUK

📅︎ Jan 21 2021

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Which country is filled with very poor singers?

Singapore.

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👤︎ u/LucianoMercuri__

📅︎ Jun 07 2020

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Where do vocalists go when they're out of money?

Singapore ;)

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👤︎ u/Opunsesameme

📅︎ Jan 25 2018

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Quite a rich pun

A wealthy man who occasionally dabbled in black-market affairs was strolling through town one day. One of his associates came running up to him with some bad news. "Sir, the shipment from Singapore is late" his associate said. "DO NOT talk to me about these affairs in public you fool!" the wealthy man blurted back. "My apologies, sir. Would you prefer to discuss this in your home?" his associate replied. The wealthy man responded "Yes, please speak to me in the manor to which I'm accustomed."

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👤︎ u/BadCorey

📅︎ Jan 14 2015

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Mildly racist dad joke

I was introducing my Singaporean friend to my dad and after a short silence he asked "So do you sing well? or do you Singapore?" Thankfully we both laughed.

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👤︎ u/habattack00

📅︎ May 08 2014

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