What kind of clothes are made with Australian goose feathers?

Down Under wear

πŸ‘︎ 9
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/SplashbackDeuce
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
🚨︎ report
Australian tennis star Bernard Tomic's sister, Ana, agreeing with her friend Ally about the positions of body parts

Ana Tomic: Ally, correct

πŸ‘︎ 5
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
🚨︎ report
Why aren't Australians hoarding toilet paper?

Bidet, mate!

πŸ‘︎ 4
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/katskratched
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
🚨︎ report
I think my Australian neighbor is into philosophy

He keeps saying ''Oi, Kant''

πŸ‘︎ 9
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Dutch_Midget
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
🚨︎ report
Australians are at it nice and early
πŸ‘︎ 35
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
🚨︎ report
How do Australian Bidets greet each other?

B'idet mate!

πŸ‘︎ 14
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/kevixdark
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
🚨︎ report
I was watching an Australian cooking show the other day

Every time the chef made a meringue, the audience clapped. I was confused. I always thought Australians boo meringue.

πŸ‘︎ 14
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/kriskidd21
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
🚨︎ report
What do you call a vengeful Australian spell caster who lives on the beach?

A vege-smite sand witch!

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Rivethart
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
🚨︎ report
I was watching an Australian cooking show recently and the audience began applauding when the chef made meringue. Which is odd because...

...Australians usually boo meringue

πŸ‘︎ 291
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Alastrel3000
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
🚨︎ report
What do Australians use for their sunburn?

Aloe, mate.

πŸ‘︎ 12
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/McTino
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
🚨︎ report
Why do Australian bees never get into trouble?

Because they always beehive

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/diceblue
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
🚨︎ report
What kind of chocolate do Australian diving fans eat?

Godiva

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Ronaldo_McDonald
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
🚨︎ report
I was watching an Australian cooking show ...

... and the audience clapped when the chef made meringue.

I was shocked when I found out that Australians usually boo meringue.

πŸ‘︎ 171
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/deerollz
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
🚨︎ report
I was watching an Australian cooking show when the audience started applauding when the chef made a meringue.

I was shocked. Usually Australians boo meringue.

πŸ‘︎ 59
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
🚨︎ report
What is the difference between an Australian pop star and Jesus on the toilet?

One has shoaly hits

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/QuaccAttacc420
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
🚨︎ report
An American, an Armenian, an Australian, an Austrian, a Burmese, a Chinese, a Canadian, a Dutchman, a Dane, an Englishman, an Estonian, a German, a Japanese, a Korean, a Mexican, a Nepalese, a Pole, a Russian, and a Welshman all walk into a posh bar. The doorman says sorry, we have standards.

You can’t come in without a Thai.

πŸ‘︎ 11
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Rocknocker
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
🚨︎ report
I was watching an Australian cooking show...

And the audience clapped when the chef made meringue. I was surprised as Australians normally boo meringue.

πŸ‘︎ 27
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/PhatDaddi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
🚨︎ report
When you finish eating at an Australian Restaurant
πŸ‘︎ 147
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/remoestmoi
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2020
🚨︎ report
I was watching an Australian show and the audience applauded when the host made a lemon meringue.

I was confused because I thought Australians usually boo meringue.

πŸ‘︎ 62
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2020
🚨︎ report
I asked an Australian β€œWhat’s up?”

He replied: β€œThe ground.”

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/eormada
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2020
🚨︎ report
John: I failed my first indigenous Australian music exam

Paul: Well didgeridoo it

πŸ‘︎ 15
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/jedispartan
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
🚨︎ report
Never trust an Australian zookeeper.

There's always some kind of roos.

πŸ‘︎ 8
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Kasegauner
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
🚨︎ report
I was watching an Australian cooking show, and the audience clapped when the chef made meringue

I was quite surprised, as Australians normally boo meringue.

Originally posted by u/knowthe_numbers

πŸ‘︎ 14
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/_methematician
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2020
🚨︎ report
Luck rituals in the Australian Open.

I was golfing in the Australian Open for the first time. I noticed all the pros were putting various condiments on their clubs. Salt on a putter, brown sauce on a driver, ketchup on a 9-iron.

I my caddy why they were doing it, and he explained that an Australian thing for good luck.

Now, by that time I had already shot straight into a sand trap so I said to him: "Too bad I didn't know about it. I really could use some of that luck right about now."

He just smiled...

...and gave me a vegemite sand-wedge.

πŸ‘︎ 6
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/BrianBoyko
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
🚨︎ report
See, we can spell Australian
πŸ‘︎ 9
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/orlanthi
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
🚨︎ report
Do Australians really say mate that often?
πŸ‘︎ 6k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Devanshi1618
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2019
🚨︎ report
What do you call a dead Australian?

Mortal Wombat

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/morningshawa
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
🚨︎ report
I was watching an Australian cooking show, and the audience applauded when the chef made a meringue.

I was surprised. Usually Australians boo meringue.

πŸ‘︎ 279
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2020
🚨︎ report
Australians don’t have sex

Australians mate

πŸ‘︎ 603
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Toddler_Toys
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2020
🚨︎ report
He gets a mini heart-attack when the Australian waiter says "Check, Mate"
πŸ‘︎ 22
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/stunner19
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2020
🚨︎ report
Australian's don't have sex

They mate

πŸ‘︎ 36
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/bobthespud420
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2020
🚨︎ report
How do you greet a stinky Australian?

B'day, mate!

This joke failed in r/jokes I want to see if you all have a better sense of humor.

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/shamelessseamus
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2020
🚨︎ report
This morning, I told my Australian friend that the store was having a sale, and that he should check it out. He looked up at me, took out his earphones and said...

"Good I might"

πŸ‘︎ 17
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/-taco-rice-
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
🚨︎ report
Who is the Australian Frankenstein's favourite music artist?

Rihanna, mate.

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Ribdunge
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2020
🚨︎ report
What did the Australian chess player say after he finished his meal?

"Can I have the check, mate?"

πŸ‘︎ 5
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Desunator
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
🚨︎ report
What do you call an Australian animal that tries to deceive you?

A kangaruse

πŸ‘︎ 4
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Cresendo77
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
🚨︎ report
A man from Prague and his friend were playing chess at a restaurant when an Australian waiter interrupts their game. The waiter says, "have a check, mate. Your Czech mate is about to be in checkmate... oh, and here's the cheque, mate."
πŸ‘︎ 5
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Repluse
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
🚨︎ report
Watching an Australian cooking show and the chef made some meringue and the crowd cheered!

Surprising since most Aussies like to boo meringue.

πŸ‘︎ 42
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/hoosierdaddiesx
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2020
🚨︎ report
What did the Australian grandmaster say when he finished his meal?

Check, mate

πŸ‘︎ 4
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Arebee936
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
🚨︎ report
What did the Australian say to the toilet?

Bidet mate.

πŸ‘︎ 20
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/dancunn
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2020
🚨︎ report
What's the favourite type of cake of Australians?

Upside-down Cake

πŸ‘︎ 8
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/halfbloodprince07
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2020
🚨︎ report
When you finish eating at an Australian restaurant
πŸ‘︎ 4k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Dankmonseiur69
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2018
🚨︎ report
A day old Australian fish?

Barratuesdi

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/mrgraff
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2019
🚨︎ report
Australians are quite hot
πŸ‘︎ 20
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/ArmyOfAretas
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2020
🚨︎ report
What do you call an Australian lawyer?

A liar

πŸ‘︎ 6
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/PygmeePony
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2020
🚨︎ report
Today while discussing game meats and a kangaroo stew I made a few years back, my coworker pointed out that with the Australian wild fires you won’t be able to get much kangaroo meat these days...

My reply without missing a beat β€” you’ll be able to buy it, you just won’t be able to buy it rare.

πŸ‘︎ 16
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/sockyg
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2020
🚨︎ report
I was watching an Australian cooking show and the audience started applauding when the chef made a meringue.

I was shocked. Usually Australians boo meringue.

πŸ‘︎ 57
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2020
🚨︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.