What kind of clothes are made with Australian goose feathers?
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Australian tennis star Bernard Tomic's sister, Ana, agreeing with her friend Ally about the positions of body parts
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Why aren't Australians hoarding toilet paper?
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I think my Australian neighbor is into philosophy
He keeps saying ''Oi, Kant''
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Australians are at it nice and early
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How do Australian Bidets greet each other?
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I was watching an Australian cooking show the other day
Every time the chef made a meringue, the audience clapped. I was confused. I always thought Australians boo meringue.
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What do you call a vengeful Australian spell caster who lives on the beach?
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What do Australians use for their sunburn?
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︎ Oct 30 2020
Why do Australian bees never get into trouble?
Because they always beehive
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What kind of chocolate do Australian diving fans eat?
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What is the difference between an Australian pop star and Jesus on the toilet?
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An American, an Armenian, an Australian, an Austrian, a Burmese, a Chinese, a Canadian, a Dutchman, a Dane, an Englishman, an Estonian, a German, a Japanese, a Korean, a Mexican, a Nepalese, a Pole, a Russian, and a Welshman all walk into a posh bar. The doorman says sorry, we have standards.
You canβt come in without a Thai.
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When you finish eating at an Australian Restaurant
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︎ Apr 14 2020
I asked an Australian βWhatβs up?β
He replied: βThe ground.β
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John: I failed my first indigenous Australian music exam
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Never trust an Australian zookeeper.
There's always some kind of roos.
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Luck rituals in the Australian Open.
I was golfing in the Australian Open for the first time. I noticed all the pros were putting various condiments on their clubs. Salt on a putter, brown sauce on a driver, ketchup on a 9-iron.
I my caddy why they were doing it, and he explained that an Australian thing for good luck.
Now, by that time I had already shot straight into a sand trap so I said to him: "Too bad I didn't know about it. I really could use some of that luck right about now."
He just smiled...
...and gave me a vegemite sand-wedge.
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See, we can spell Australian
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︎ Jun 07 2020
Do Australians really say mate that often?
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What do you call a dead Australian?
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Australians donβt have sex
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He gets a mini heart-attack when the Australian waiter says "Check, Mate"
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How do you greet a stinky Australian?
B'day, mate!
This joke failed in r/jokes I want to see if you all have a better sense of humor.
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︎ Jun 16 2020
This morning, I told my Australian friend that the store was having a sale, and that he should check it out. He looked up at me, took out his earphones and said...
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Who is the Australian Frankenstein's favourite music artist?
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︎ Aug 13 2020
What did the Australian chess player say after he finished his meal?
"Can I have the check, mate?"
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What do you call an Australian animal that tries to deceive you?
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A man from Prague and his friend were playing chess at a restaurant when an Australian waiter interrupts their game. The waiter says, "have a check, mate. Your Czech mate is about to be in checkmate... oh, and here's the cheque, mate."
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︎ May 31 2020
Watching an Australian cooking show and the chef made some meringue and the crowd cheered!
Surprising since most Aussies like to boo meringue.
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What did the Australian say to the toilet?
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What's the favourite type of cake of Australians?
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When you finish eating at an Australian restaurant
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A day old Australian fish?
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︎ Dec 25 2019
Australians are quite hot
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︎ Jan 29 2020
What do you call an Australian lawyer?
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︎ Apr 20 2020
Today while discussing game meats and a kangaroo stew I made a few years back, my coworker pointed out that with the Australian wild fires you wonβt be able to get much kangaroo meat these days...
My reply without missing a beat β youβll be able to buy it, you just wonβt be able to buy it rare.
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I was watching an Australian cooking show recently and the audience began applauding when the chef made meringue. Which is odd because...
...Australians usually boo meringue
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I was watching an Australian cooking show ...
... and the audience clapped when the chef made meringue.
I was shocked when I found out that Australians usually boo meringue.
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I was watching an Australian cooking show when the audience started applauding when the chef made a meringue.
I was shocked. Usually Australians boo meringue.
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I was watching an Australian cooking show...
And the audience clapped when the chef made meringue. I was surprised as Australians normally boo meringue.
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I was watching an Australian show and the audience applauded when the host made a lemon meringue.
I was confused because I thought Australians usually boo meringue.
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I was watching an Australian cooking show, and the audience clapped when the chef made meringue
I was quite surprised, as Australians normally boo meringue.
Originally posted by u/knowthe_numbers
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I was watching an Australian cooking show, and the audience applauded when the chef made a meringue.
I was surprised. Usually Australians boo meringue.
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Australian's don't have sex
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︎ Mar 16 2020
What did the Australian grandmaster say when he finished his meal?
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︎ Jul 12 2020
I was watching an Australian cooking show and the audience started applauding when the chef made a meringue.
I was shocked. Usually Australians boo meringue.
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