Did you hear about the man you set up a shark fishing school in Australia?
It cost him an arm and a leg...
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︎ Apr 21 2021
What happened to the Baked Beans that went around Australia?
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︎ Mar 18 2021
Fun fact: Australia's biggest export is boomerangs.
It's also their biggest import.
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︎ Oct 13 2020
Who were hurt in the bridge collapse in Australia?
The ones that were down under.
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︎ Jan 23 2021
Supper in Australia is sdowner
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︎ Jul 08 2020
"Hey Dad, what's the capital of Australia?"
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︎ Nov 27 2020
Did you know Australia is the world leader in knowledge about cans?
Yeah apparently its full of can-gurus!
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︎ Nov 25 2020
A thousand years ago, the boomerang was Australiaβs only export.
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︎ Sep 02 2020
What do they call Halloween in Australia?
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︎ Oct 31 2020
Australia Vs New Zealand
Do you know why Australia is better than New Zealand?
Australia has 6 stars and New Zealand only 4.
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︎ Sep 12 2020
The boomerang is Australia's number one export.
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︎ Jul 23 2020
If you find gold in Australia, where do you look for silver?
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︎ Oct 03 2019
How does an Optometrist in Australia greet his patients?
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︎ Aug 30 2020
In regards to the toilet paper shortage in Australia
The entire stock - wiped out
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︎ Mar 10 2020
Australiaβs recovery from Covid-19 is a bit like a Spice Girls reunion
Victoria ruins it for everyone
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︎ Jul 30 2020
I met a guy from Australia who works in IT
I asked: Do you come from a LAN down under
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︎ Jul 06 2020
The animals in Australia are dangerous
but theyβre the most dangerous in Queensland because they can move in any direction.
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︎ Jul 14 2020
When you're in Australia and you finish eating at a restaurant....
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︎ Jan 13 2017
I am thinking of going Australia for a vacation
But will I get laid if I visit Adelaid?
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︎ Mar 07 2020
Happy Australia Day,
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︎ May 08 2020
All this talk about Australia...
Is spreading like wildfire.
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︎ Jan 03 2020
Australia's most wanted criminal was arrested stealing a car in a car in Canberra today
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︎ Apr 27 2020
Her: Did you know Australia has 9 of the worldβs 10 deadliest snakes?
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︎ May 02 2019
If you repeat a colon in Australia,
would that give you a colon oz copy?
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︎ May 08 2020
Spotted in Brisbane, Australia
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︎ Nov 27 2019
My friend got chased by a dog while in Australia
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︎ Nov 03 2019
Playing chess in a restaurant in Australia must be confusing.
Check, mate.
Checkmate.
Can I get the check, mate?
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︎ Nov 04 2019
U2 are touring in Australia, so I upgraded my GPS to Bonoβs voice
Now the streets have no name and I still havenβt found what Iβm looking for
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︎ Nov 23 2019
A British man is visiting Australia and is asked by the Customs Officer if he has a criminal record.
He replies, 'I didn't think you needed one to get into Australia any more'.
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︎ Jan 05 2020
What do you call a local network in Australia?
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︎ Sep 21 2019
Did you hear about Australia heating up to 50Β°C?
It's a pretty hot topic right now.
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︎ Dec 17 2019
What do they call a pineapple upside down cake in Australia?
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︎ Nov 28 2019
In Australia they prank call old people and just say OK boomer and hang up. Itβs getting so popular it has a nameβ¦
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︎ Dec 10 2019
A much better name for Australia.
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︎ Sep 14 2018
Today is Boxing Day in the UK, Canada, New Zealand, and Australia. Do you know when Boxing Day is celebrated in the United States?
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︎ Dec 26 2019
you know why it's so hard to hack Australia?
WHole country's a firewall
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︎ Jan 03 2020
Why does Australia have so many customer service representatives?
Because they offer koalaity service.
Credit where credit is do... my wife just said that out of nowhere.
I love her so much
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︎ Oct 08 2019
In Australia, they have a scary lemon dessert that keeps coming back.
They call it Boo-Meringue.
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︎ Nov 24 2019
Fun fact: Australia's biggest export is boomerangs.
It's also their biggest import.
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︎ Nov 08 2020
TIL: A thousand years ago, the boomerang was Australiaβs chief export.
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︎ Feb 22 2019
What happened to the baked beans that took a trip around Australia?
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︎ Sep 04 2020
Thousands of years ago, the boomerang was Australiaβs only export.
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︎ May 04 2020
TIL: A thousand years ago, the boomerang was Australiaβs main export.
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︎ Mar 26 2020
TIL: A thousand years ago, the boomerang was Australiaβs only export.
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︎ Oct 25 2019
TIL: A few hundred years ago, the boomerang was Australiaβs chief export.
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︎ Jun 12 2018
If you find gold in Australia where do you look for silver?
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︎ Mar 16 2019
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