Perth Puns

This is very similar to a recent post on seeing Daniel Riccardo in Osbourne Park, basically I’m interested to know what famous people live here, and why.

###Qualifier, Big Bash League at Melbourne

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Scorchers won by 49 runs

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What the question says ((edit: and why))

Update: looks like Harvey Norman and get chunky are winning.

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A number of potential exposure sites have been identified across Perth, including in Mirrabooka, Joondalup, Girrawheen, Perth and the CBD, Subiaco, Northbridge and Scarborough – with more likely to be identified in the coming days.

A comprehensive list can be found at https://www.healthywa.wa.gov.au/Articles/A_E/Coronavirus/Locations-visited-by-confirmed-cases and www.wa.gov.au with all the specific exposure dates and times.

If you have been to any of the exposure sites – or if you are feeling unwell – it is important to get tested.

Clinics are in the process of being ramped up. They will stay open tonight until 10pm, and will keep operating throughout Christmas and Boxing Day.

So, from 6pm tonight, until at least 6am Tuesday December 28, the following rules will apply across Perth and Peel:

• Masks will be mandatory in all public indoor settings, including workplaces, shopping centres, hospitality venues and public transport

• The mask mandate will not apply to the home, and will not apply for people doing vigorous indoor exercise

• We are recommending masks be worn outside when you cannot physically distance - so we are urging people to use common sense

• High risk, large public events like music festivals will be cancelled during this period and all nightclubs will be closed. All dancing will be banned, except for weddings

• In addition, the mask rules will also apply to anyone who has been in Perth or Peel since Thursday, 16 December and are now located in a different part of the State

Been living here the last 6 years, but heading back to Canada to be closer to family.

I realise that no one needs my opinion, but West Australia is amazing and don't let anyone tell you different. I'm so greatful to have been welcomed into a wonderful country, state and city.

Also so proud of how well we have all handled the pandemic over here, I hope you all stay safe as things open up.

Stay cool friends. ✌ (I know I will ❄☃️❄)

The pandemic situation obviously hasn't helped, but there seems to be shitloads of aggression and attitude on the streets.

Everyway you turn there's a roaming pack of mullet sporting braindead bogan cavemen who've spent more time in tattoo chairs than a classroom death staring and/or taunting anyone they cross paths with, bonehead tradies with E plates driving their utes like fucking maniacs on the roads, worshipping Neanderthal Footy and Rugby players... women seem to be getting more feral too.

The last couple of times I've gone out to clubs/pubs I've seen belligerent dickheads fighting, people getting thrown out left right and centre, stupid machismo drama, I'll get deliberately elbowed, I'll cop hostile stares, it's bullshit nobody should have to put up with. There are some nice bars and spots around Perth these days but the experience is marred by all the aggressive losers.

A few weeks ago I was walking to the escape rooms in Northbridge when a drug fucked guy with a pole and concrete (As though he had ripped a bollard out of the ground) started lurching toward me...that was more intense than the escape room. He didn't look homeless either, just like a big meathead ape turned methhead who needed to be sent back to his cave.

Northbridge is obviously an epicentre of big dickhead energy, But it abounds in shopping malls and suburban streets as well; a while back I was walking around Lakeside Joondalup with 2 female friends and I basically had to act as their bodyguard; they were blatantly catcalled by a groups of dickheads as we left the train station; then I was walking to get lunch at another section when they called me and asked me to come back quick - there was literally a group of about 8 eshay rats just stalking them making their usual animal noises with the words 'slut' and 'bitch' intelligible every now and then, we had to make a b-line for an exit and get the fuck out of there. Honestly the thought crossed my mind 'if you lined up these worthless scumbags in front of a firing squad the world would become a slightly better place'. I know it's harsh but...true?

On a few occasions I've seen pricks turning up to shops without masks and causing a scene when they're not allowed in. Unfortunately these incidents are more memorable than all the thousands of people I've seen doing the right thing.

I even know preppy guys from western suburbs private schools who's parents are doctors etc who try incredibly hard to act masculine/blokey, putting on an

It feels like over the past 2 years Antz coffee has really gone downhill and Venn doesn’t cut it for me.

Anyone care to share their favourite roasters so I can start trying out others?

I can't deal with the heat. There's some very clever people out there surely we can fix climate change?! Ideas?

Looking for places with more than just Heineken 0.0 in the fridge. I had a great mocktail at The Standard over the weekend, but they don’t put mocktails on their menu. Any other places that have good alcohol free beer and mocktail options?

Has anyone seen alcohol free beer on tap anywhere?

It’s much easier to stay sober and not get fomo when you feel like you’re “drinking” with everyone else. Coke Zeros and soda waters don’t always cut it.

Driving down to Busso and back this season, I found it incredibly hard just to keep the speed limit. There were so many instances of people going 10km/h or more under the speed limit, but sitting in the far right lane.

I understand I should enjoy the ride, and I try my best to, but it seems so nonsensical that I end up getting quite frustrated by the end.

Thinking of creating a flashing sign for my roof to encourage drivers to speed up (to the speed limit), any ideas on what it could say?

Hi fellow sandgropers

Researchers at ECU are looking for volunteers to help out with medical research. In particular, we need healthy people (without a chronic health condition) to come in for one day of testing once a year for three years.

update thanks for all the volunteer enquiries, what legends! I'll also add that we are also looking for people with ANY neurological conditions (affecting spine or brain) like stroke, ms, parkinsons, dementia, migraine + all the rarer conditions. If that's you, please get in touch.***

So what's in it for you? You will have a fun day of testing including using some of our cool robotics tech, be fed and watered. Volunteers will walk away with hundreds of dollars worth of free scientific testing, some of which is not available to the public yet. This includes body composition reports (DEXA), cognitive screening, sleep, and activity information. You'll be able to track it over time if you come back in future years.

If your interested please get in touch with us spin@ecu.edu.au and mention this reddit post. These findings will help neurological research.

Was in Nandos at night and just peeping in from outside I see a guy talking into his shirt collar looking at me. I stare at him and he hides behind the pillar. I walk outside to confront him and he jogs down the alleyway. Wtf?

Am i James Bond?

Edit: I know i sound crazy but i know what i saw

###52nd Match, Big Bash League at Melbourne

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Recent : 1 . W 1  |  . 6 . . 1 .  |  . . 6 . 1 W  |  2 . 1 6 

Scorchers won by 6 wickets (with 8 balls remaining)

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###31st Match, Big Bash League at Melbourne

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Recent : . 1 .  |  . 6 . . W 2  |  1 . 4 W . .  |  1 W W . W 

Scorchers won by 50 runs

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###38th Match, Big Bash League at Carrara

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Recent : 6 .  |  1 6 6 . 2 1  |  1 1lb . 4 W 2  |  2 . 2 2 W 1  |  

Scorchers won by 10 runs

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###42nd Match, Big Bash League at Coffs Harbour

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Recent : 1 W  |  1 1 . 1 1 .  |  . 2 . . . 2  |  1 W 1 4 2 1  |  

Scorchers won by 5 wickets (with 6 balls remaining)

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###36th Match, Big Bash League at Carrara

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Recent : 1lb . 6 1w 4 .  |  . 1 1 4 1 1  |  6 1 4 . 1w W 2nb 4  |  

Thunder won by 6 wickets (with 6 balls remaining) (D/L method)

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###47th Match, Big Bash League at Adelaide

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Recent : 1 .  |  1 . 1 4 W 1  |  . . 1 1 1 3  |  1 6 . 4 1 4  |  

Strikers won by 6 wickets (with 18 balls remaining)

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###24th Match, Big Bash League at Canberra

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Recent : 1  |  4 1 1 . 6 1  |  W 1 1 1 W 1  |  1 1 4 1 1w 1 1  |  

Thunder won by 34 runs

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###17th Match, Big Bash League at Melbourne

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Recent : .  |  6 . 1w . 1 1 1  |  . 4 1 1 1 .  |  2 W 6 6 1 .  |  

Scorchers won by 21 runs

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###21st Match, Big Bash League at Melbourne

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Recent : 1 1w . 1 1 1w 1 6  |  1 . 4 6 4 1  |  4 4 1 . 1w 1 

Scorchers won by 8 wickets (with 19 balls remaining)

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###12th Match, Big Bash League at Hobart

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Recent : 1  |  1 . 1 W 1 .  |  . . 1 1 . .  |  6 . 2 1w 2 1 W  |  

Scorchers won by 53 runs

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###5th Match, Big Bash League at Perth

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Recent : 4 4 . 1w 1 1 1w 1  |  . 2 . . . 1  |  1 1b 1 1 5nb W  |  

Scorchers won by 6 runs

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