Was walking along to a club late at night in Glasgow (considered a dangerous city in the UK) and an elderly man says to us:
"You better keep your eyes open tonight lads"
To which we reply "why, what's going on tonight?"
"Because you'll not be able to see where you're going with them shut"
The game is a foot!
“Oi! Where’d me Glasgow?”
Now I'm just wondering - where'd my Glasgow?
I was walking in Glasgow waiting to meet my girl and a charity worker stopped me to talk, I read his shirt and it said something about deaf people. So when he started talking and wanted a respsonse I just said "Sorry I couldn't hear you". I was expecting a giggle atleast. Nope, cold stare.