What is made of cheese and found in Scotland?

The Loch Ness Muenster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_PoodlePants
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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I'm here is Scotland and quarantine has me feeling all out of sorts...

And there is nothing worse for a Scot than being off kilter.

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Thinking of holidaying in the highlands of Scotland?

Think a glen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/welshlamb2020
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Why is it better to get beer in Ireland than in Scotland?

Because in Ireland they Dublin size!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CrazyJT007
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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Can you name 3 places in Scotland that are also the names of Grand Prix winning racing drivers?
  1. (Lewis) Hamilton

  2. Stirling (Moss)

  3. Ayr Town Centre!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stoatwobbler
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2020
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Why is Scotland, one of the most secure countries in the world?

They have the biggest Lochs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kishenoy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2020
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Scotland has made the decision to provide free sanitary products.

I would have predicted a trial period.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blarty97
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2020
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Did you know Al Capone had a cousin in Scotland?

They called him the Loch Ness Mobster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NeoDashie
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2019
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Double the punnery in Scotland.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Steeev88
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2019
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I found an hourglass in Scotland.

Now I'm just wondering - where'd my Glasgow?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AnalYsis_Mindfuck
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2019
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I was walking down an alley in Scotland when I found a severed man's hand...

I wonder if he was kilt

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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Found in Edinburgh, Scotland
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sjakie0109
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2018
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More daily puns from the Inversnecky Cafe in Aberdeen, Scotland.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/89Dan
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2018
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In 1935, an American went out on a quest to discover the Loch Ness monsters. He found that according to legend, there were at least 10 in existence. Instead of trying Scotland, he believed the US might have these lake monsters. In which state did he begin his quest?

Tennessee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TITANofATHENS
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2019
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I'm from Scotland so a friend asked me if I'm fully Scottish

I said no I'm just scott-ish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CrashBandioof420
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2018
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I recently bought an accent chair made in Scotland...

I can't understand a single thing it says!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/radlee
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2018
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Actually if Scotland votes for independence it won't be so bad

Because the rest of the UK will get away scot-free.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jb2386
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2017
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I have a tattoo of the Scottish flag on my arm. Step dad is in Scotland.

Step dad texts me this morning

"Hey Paul, they really love you over here in Scotland, they show your tattoo everywhere!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/12VFanatic
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2015
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What do you call a Miaphysite Christian who isn't from Scotland?

A non-Caledonian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThaneOfMordor
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2014
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My dad comes out with this cracker while Scotland is facing extreme winds..

Mum: Look at all that debris out there it's crazy

Dad: the police were actually down at the park over there

Mum: really?!

Dad: yeah, it was special branch

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Broonyin
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2013
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If Scotland votes YES on its independence referendum...

... then rest of Britain will go away scot-free.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CountofAccount
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2014
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This one might work only in Scotland, perhaps Canada too?

English teacher: Great work. Have a week off.

Pupil: ....

English teacher: choughs quietly

Class: audible groans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/baashcrndicoot
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2015
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My coworker tried Haggis in Scotland

Coworker A: "it wasn't awful, but it wasn't great"

Coworker B: "actually, it was Offal"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brostafarian
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2014
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