The Loch Ness Muenster.
And there is nothing worse for a Scot than being off kilter.
Think a glen.
Because in Ireland they Dublin size!
Ayr Town Centre!!!
They have the biggest Lochs
I would have predicted a trial period.
They called him the Loch Ness Mobster.
Now I'm just wondering - where'd my Glasgow?
I wonder if he was kilt
I said no I'm just scott-ish
I can't understand a single thing it says!
Because the rest of the UK will get away scot-free.
Step dad texts me this morning
"Hey Paul, they really love you over here in Scotland, they show your tattoo everywhere!"
Mum: Look at all that debris out there it's crazy
Dad: the police were actually down at the park over there
Dad: yeah, it was special branch
... then rest of Britain will go away scot-free.
English teacher: Great work. Have a week off.
English teacher: choughs quietly
Class: audible groans