Well, yes I did actually.
.....and it wouldn't have happened if people there had done things more Caerphilly.
Don't be Rhossili Bae
Send four skin divers.
I chose Caerphilly.
He slowly looked up at me, smiled warmly and responded "No sir, I am the chip monk."
Two big girls walk into a bar
They order drinks, in a thick accent.
"You two ladies from Ireland?" asks the bartender.
Offended, one of them replies *"Wales!"*
The bartender asked are you ladies from Ireland? The girls smiled and said Wales. The bartender replied are you two whales from Ireland?
It's making headlines!!
I glanced over and noticed that they were quite attractive. A little on the larger side, but that never stopped me before. So, yogurt cup in hand, I boldly approached their table.
“Excuse me,” I said, “I couldn’t help but overhear your conversation, and I noticed your lovely accents. Are you two ladies from Scotland by any chance?”
They immediately bristled at my question, obviously offended, and one of them snapped at me, “It’s Wales!”
“No offense intended,” I replied. “Please allow me to try again...are you two whales from Scotland?”
Start in England and drive West.
York, Jersey, Mexico, Brunswick, Hampshire, Guinea, South Wales...
Because they’re scared of Wales
They're afraid of Wales
He grew up in Wales.
He wanted to see Wales.
And two obese women walk in, talking in an interesting accent.
I was intrigued so I turned around and asked them, “Are you two ladies from Ireland?”
One of the women sneered at me, “Wales, you dolt!”
So I corrected myself, “Oh, are you two whales from Ireland?”
The prince of Wales
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We were watching the Olympic shooting, when my mum says that a guy at the school she teaches at shoots internationally for Wales. Dad: "Well that's not too impressive, they're pretty big targets."
The conversation started on lunch with discussion of Helena Bonham Carter and how she has royalty in her veins.
Me: As long as she isn't royalty from Wales, it's cool.
Coworker: What's wrong with the Welsh?!
I stare blankly for a moment before opening my mouth to speak.
Coworker: They make really great juice!!
Cue collective groaning from around the conference/lunch room table.
My dad got me with a good one earlier today. In Britain there is a lot of rain so I said ME: a rugby match in Wales is cancelled today, they've got a waterlogged pitch Dad: I thought whales would've preferred underwater pitches
Why don't penguins like to visit Great Britain?
They are afraid of Wales.