I told my friend I was going to rob a toy store for some board games

He said I could go to jail for it. I said it was a Risk worth taking

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordCinko
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19
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The College Board announced today that it will be dropping the essay section from the SAT.

It’ll now just be called the T.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tietjen1209
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20
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I'm a teacher and every day I write a Dad Joke from this sub on the board. Today a student said this to me... I was about to go off... before I got the Dad Joke.

Student: "Sir, someone nutted on the floor!"

Me: *Begins to get angry* *Turns around... there's a hex nut on the floor*

Me: "Well played."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Plane_Garbage
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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Dry Erase Board

are truly remarkable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MosesActual
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09
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I just got a dry erase board.

It's remarkable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/timthedriller
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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I’m in charge of the reader board at work
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πŸ‘€︎ u/alx924
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2020
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If Mario’s brother died, would he contact him through a Luigi board?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kabukimansanjoe
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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I'm in big trouble, you guys. I bought a set of fake pushpins and put them by the bulletin board in the IRS break room.

Now I'm wanted for tacks fraud.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fuzzus628
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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A judicious use of the board.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/orlanthi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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My Sherlock Holmes themed Monopoly board is exactly 12 inches

The game is a foot!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vbloke
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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How does an intellectual pirate board a ship?

With a grappling book

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChrisMentink
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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Not sure if this board works out.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/orlanthi
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2020
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I considered converting my wardrobe to house my board game collection, but was worried about losing clothing space.

It was trivial per suit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PythagorasJones
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2020
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I was asked to put either an inspirational quote or a joke on the message board at work.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thatdavidgeezer
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2020
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The board is back in it's natural habitat.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/orlanthi
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2020
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The police easily caught the thief who stole a board game.

It was a trivial pursuit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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Why did the stripper show up at the Board of Elections?

She heard they were looking for poll workers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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There is a board game that I stopped playing years ago.

But I don't like talking about my checkered past.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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Did you hear about the comedian who fell through some floor boards?

He was just going through a stage

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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The coolest part of a curcuit board is the gyroscope

It knows what's up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vtguy234
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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I'm a big fan of white boards

I find them quite re-markable

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πŸ‘€︎ u/socdist
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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Why couldn't the housefly board the plane?

It was on the no fly list

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ohitszie
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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Found out I’m allergic to ceiling mounted dart boards...

They always make me throw up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Subtle_Static
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2020
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BREAKING NEWS: Vietnam accidentally sank its own submarine killing all 350 on board

Whoops, wrong sub.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zekesnack
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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Well we are closed now but the boards still come.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/orlanthi
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2020
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So we've been challenged by Little Mart, Forster, NSW to a board off. Who will come out on top?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/orlanthi
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2020
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Baby on board
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SeaTwin
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Foreverxtrue24
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2019
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What is Apple's favorite board game?

Monopoly

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirWilliamFlo
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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So I made this list of people ranked by their interest in paper based drawing boards.

I call it the flip charts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrowningStructure
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2020
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A board game for doctors
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πŸ‘€︎ u/VinceDC
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2020
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I cannot get on board with colonizing Venus

I don't work well under pressure nor do I like toxic work environment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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So we've been challenged by Little Mart, Forster, NEW to a board off. Who will come out on top?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/orlanthi
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2020
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A vulture carrying two dead raccoons boards an airplane. The stewardess looks at him and says:

"I'm sorry, only one carrion allowed per passenger'.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drozzi007
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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My professor puts jokes on the board before class
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πŸ‘€︎ u/timesuck47
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2019
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Finally realised these "gym" boards are not going to work out.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/orlanthi
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2020
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A bridge between the gym and body boards
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πŸ‘€︎ u/orlanthi
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2020
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What does a board game maker do when discussing their ideas?

They monopolize the conversation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iamayurt
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2020
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Out of all the inventions in the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the best one.

It’s remarkable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DGNOLA12
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2020
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The end of the Beatles boards?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/orlanthi
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2020
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What is Captain Morgan’s fav board game to play with his family?

Rummoli

:)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/not_a_fly
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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I wasn’t allowed to bring my board game onto the aeroplane as a carry on luggage.

They said that The Risk was too big.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2020
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Players just can’t seem to keep their hands off this new board game..

Glue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Suprmnstr
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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