I'm a teacher and every day I write a Dad Joke from this sub on the board. Today a student said this to me... I was about to go off... before I got the Dad Joke.
Student: "Sir, someone nutted on the floor!"
Me: *Begins to get angry* *Turns around... there's a hex nut on the floor*
Me: "Well played."
I’m in charge of the reader board at work
A judicious use of the board.
The police easily caught the thief who stole a board game.
It was a trivial pursuit.
I was asked to put either an inspirational quote or a joke on the message board at work.
Delta airlines have stopped using seasoning on board their aircrafts.
They only serve plane food.
The board is back in it's natural habitat.
Not sure if this board works out.
Chalk boards are no longer being used in schools, so when the last school finally took them down to install smart boards, the teachers gathered all the writing utensils from them and had a large bon fire just outside the school. It smelled so good.
BREAKING NEWS: Vietnam accidentally sank its own submarine killing all 350 on board
What is Apple's favorite board game?
Found out I’m allergic to ceiling mounted dart boards...
They always make me throw up
So I made this list of people ranked by their interest in paper based drawing boards.
I call it the flip charts.
So we've been challenged by Little Mart, Forster, NSW to a board off. Who will come out on top?
A vulture carrying two dead raccoons boards an airplane. The stewardess looks at him and says:
"I'm sorry, only one carrion allowed per passenger'.
What is Captain Morgan’s fav board game to play with his family?
I cannot get on board with colonizing Venus
I don't work well under pressure nor do I like toxic work environment.
So we've been challenged by Little Mart, Forster, NEW to a board off. Who will come out on top?
Well we are closed now but the boards still come.
Players just can’t seem to keep their hands off this new board game..
Where did our cutting board go?
Don't know... guess it didn't make the cut.
Why skate board??
Just find something to do
My friend has a cork board with a lot of pictures pinned to it...
My math teacher walked into the classroom, wrote a tiny number "7" on the board, then walked back out again.
I thought, that's a little odd.
Finally realised these "gym" boards are not going to work out.
The end of the Beatles boards?
A bridge between the gym and body boards
What does a board game maker do when discussing their ideas?
They monopolize the conversation
I wasn’t allowed to bring my board game onto the aeroplane as a carry on luggage.
They said that The Risk was too big.
What do you call an ironing board that makes your clothes more wrinkly
The last of my preprepred boards. Might have to put it up outside my house now!
I've made a ouija board using alphabeti spaghetti.
It's great for contacting people who've pasta way.
Out of all the inventions in the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the best one.
What happens to a wooden board when it takes a lady home?
My stupid cousin thinks he's collected one of every board game ever made.
That idiot doesn't have a Clue.
Bought my son a chess board for a present...
4 people on a raft each have a cigarette but no way to light them. One of them throws their cigarette over board..
And the raft becomes a cigarette lighter
What did the American sailor say when he was brought on board the British ship?
My professor puts jokes on the board before class
It’s been written before and I’m sure it will be written again, the dry erase board is so remarkable...
*written on before...*written on again... some jerk keeps rubbing it off 😁
Any punny name suggestions for a board game cafe?
This car has a baby on board
Martin Heit invented the dry erase board in the 1950s
I almost got caught trying to steal a board game yesterday.
It was a risk I was willing to take.
I can’t find that board game anywhere.
It’s a mystery to me. I’m Clueless.
What kind of board do Italians use to contact the dead?
Did you know you can erase things on a white board? Its pretty remarkable
What did the board game eat for breakfast?
Why don’t Horses get invited to board meetings?
Because nobody likes a nay-sayer.
The first time I saw a whit board I thought to myself
What do you do when you are board?
Thieves broke into a Toy store and stole all their board-games.
Police are currently looking for Clues.
Saw the damnedest thing at the airport. A vulture was trying to board the plane with a dead, rotting animal hanging out of its mouth. Gate agent tried to stop him...
...and the vulture said, "I'm clearly permitted one piece of carrion luggage."
I saw the police chasing a guy down the street, who'd just stolen an inexpensive board game......
It was a real trivial pursuit
Someone stole my circuit board
He’s probably just a little board.
Someone stole my through-hole printed circuit board components and replaced them with surface mount. The police investigated..
Here's the latest episode of a competitive pun gameshow that I host, 'Punnit'. Where 3 contestants deliver their best pre-written pun to categories such as Board Games & Kitchen Utensils, Pokemon & Takeaway Dishes + more. youtube.com/watch?v=sjQg5…
I’ve been having trouble with my darts sticking to the board lately...
I didn’t realize my dad used to steal board-games from the toy store.
But when I look back now, all the Clues added up.
A student decided not to copy anything written on the left side of the board.
I guess you could say he had a copyright strike.
Of all the inventions in the world the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.
I think dry erase boards are one of the best inventions.
They are absolutely remarkable
I saw two policemen chasing a person who had just stolen a board game of little value.
It was a really trivial pursuit.
Anyone want my spare Chopin board?
What board game does Hitler enjoy?
Do you think dry erase boards are amazing?
Because I think they're simply remarkable.
My GF was board so she asked me a question. Can't say I'm Sorry.
What’s Canada’s favorite board game?
My construction foreman asked me if I knew who made accurate crosscuts in a workpiece by pulling a mounted circular blade down onto a board in a quick motion...
I told him I miter saw who it was...
When the last hurricane blew through, my friend offered free room and board to any and all...
As a dyslexic person who frequently fails to board the proper means of public transportation...
Which board game can also make breakfast?
I find white boards interesting
They're quite remarkable.
I almost got caught stealing a board game today.
But it was a Risk I was willing to take.
I saw a man carrying a board saying “Repent for you’re sin’s! The end is near!”
I thought, “That’s a bad sign.”
Did you see they finally came out with a new chalk board?
Why shouldn’t you play board games on safari?
Because there are always cheetahs.
This close to actually being board to death
Must have been really board standing all day.
You’d know, dry erase boards are amazing...
You might even say, they’re remarkable
Did you hear about the actor that fell through the floor boards?
Don't worry, he was just going through a stage.
What type of board does Mario use to communicate with the dead?
I took my friend's board game without him noticing.
Come into a chemistry classroom to find this on the board
Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.
I wasn’t allowed to take my board game as a carry on luggage onto the aeroplane.
They said that the Risk was too big.
I wasn’t allowed to bring in my board game as a carry on luggage on to the aeroplane.
They said the Risk was too big.