I told my friend I was going to rob a toy store for some board games
He said I could go to jail for it. I said it was a Risk worth taking
The College Board announced today that it will be dropping the essay section from the SAT.
It’ll now just be called the T.
I'm a teacher and every day I write a Dad Joke from this sub on the board. Today a student said this to me... I was about to go off... before I got the Dad Joke.
Student: "Sir, someone nutted on the floor!"
Me: *Begins to get angry* *Turns around... there's a hex nut on the floor*
Me: "Well played."
I just got a dry erase board.
I’m in charge of the reader board at work
If Mario’s brother died, would he contact him through a Luigi board?
I'm in big trouble, you guys. I bought a set of fake pushpins and put them by the bulletin board in the IRS break room.
Now I'm wanted for tacks fraud.
A judicious use of the board.
My Sherlock Holmes themed Monopoly board is exactly 12 inches
How does an intellectual pirate board a ship?
Not sure if this board works out.
I considered converting my wardrobe to house my board game collection, but was worried about losing clothing space.
I was asked to put either an inspirational quote or a joke on the message board at work.
The board is back in it's natural habitat.
The police easily caught the thief who stole a board game.
It was a trivial pursuit.
Why did the stripper show up at the Board of Elections?
She heard they were looking for poll workers.
There is a board game that I stopped playing years ago.
But I don't like talking about my checkered past.
Did you hear about the comedian who fell through some floor boards?
He was just going through a stage
The coolest part of a curcuit board is the gyroscope
I'm a big fan of white boards
I find them quite re-markable
Why couldn't the housefly board the plane?
It was on the no fly list
Found out I’m allergic to ceiling mounted dart boards...
They always make me throw up
BREAKING NEWS: Vietnam accidentally sank its own submarine killing all 350 on board
Well we are closed now but the boards still come.
So we've been challenged by Little Mart, Forster, NSW to a board off. Who will come out on top?
Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.
What is Apple's favorite board game?
So I made this list of people ranked by their interest in paper based drawing boards.
I call it the flip charts.
I cannot get on board with colonizing Venus
I don't work well under pressure nor do I like toxic work environment.
So we've been challenged by Little Mart, Forster, NEW to a board off. Who will come out on top?
A vulture carrying two dead raccoons boards an airplane. The stewardess looks at him and says:
"I'm sorry, only one carrion allowed per passenger'.
My professor puts jokes on the board before class
Finally realised these "gym" boards are not going to work out.
A bridge between the gym and body boards
What does a board game maker do when discussing their ideas?
They monopolize the conversation
Out of all the inventions in the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the best one.
The end of the Beatles boards?
What is Captain Morgan’s fav board game to play with his family?
I wasn’t allowed to bring my board game onto the aeroplane as a carry on luggage.
They said that The Risk was too big.
Players just can’t seem to keep their hands off this new board game..