I'm a teacher and every day I write a Dad Joke from this sub on the board. Today a student said this to me... I was about to go off... before I got the Dad Joke.

Student: "Sir, someone nutted on the floor!"

Me: *Begins to get angry* *Turns around... there's a hex nut on the floor*

Me: "Well played."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Plane_Garbage
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30
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I’m in charge of the reader board at work
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πŸ‘€︎ u/alx924
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30
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A judicious use of the board.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/orlanthi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06
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The police easily caught the thief who stole a board game.

It was a trivial pursuit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17
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I was asked to put either an inspirational quote or a joke on the message board at work.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thatdavidgeezer
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09
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Delta airlines have stopped using seasoning on board their aircrafts.

They only serve plane food.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ahemkeidb
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10
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The board is back in it's natural habitat.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/orlanthi
πŸ“…︎ May 30
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Not sure if this board works out.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/orlanthi
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06
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Chalk boards are no longer being used in schools, so when the last school finally took them down to install smart boards, the teachers gathered all the writing utensils from them and had a large bon fire just outside the school. It smelled so good.

They loved chalk lit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Baldeagle77
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22
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BREAKING NEWS: Vietnam accidentally sank its own submarine killing all 350 on board

Whoops, wrong sub.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zekesnack
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26
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What is Apple's favorite board game?

Monopoly

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirWilliamFlo
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18
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Found out I’m allergic to ceiling mounted dart boards...

They always make me throw up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Subtle_Static
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07
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So I made this list of people ranked by their interest in paper based drawing boards.

I call it the flip charts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrowningStructure
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10
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So we've been challenged by Little Mart, Forster, NSW to a board off. Who will come out on top?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/orlanthi
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14
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Baby on board
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SeaTwin
πŸ“…︎ May 31
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A vulture carrying two dead raccoons boards an airplane. The stewardess looks at him and says:

"I'm sorry, only one carrion allowed per passenger'.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drozzi007
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15
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What is Captain Morgan’s fav board game to play with his family?

Rummoli

:)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/not_a_fly
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13
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I cannot get on board with colonizing Venus

I don't work well under pressure nor do I like toxic work environment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13
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So we've been challenged by Little Mart, Forster, NEW to a board off. Who will come out on top?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/orlanthi
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14
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Well we are closed now but the boards still come.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/orlanthi
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21
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Players just can’t seem to keep their hands off this new board game..

Glue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Suprmnstr
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26
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Where did our cutting board go?

Don't know... guess it didn't make the cut.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ItsaSnap
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18
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Why skate board??

Just find something to do

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheeOuris
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19
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My friend has a cork board with a lot of pictures pinned to it...

It's really tacky.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17
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My math teacher walked into the classroom, wrote a tiny number "7" on the board, then walked back out again.

I thought, that's a little odd.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KairuSmairukon
πŸ“…︎ May 20
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Finally realised these "gym" boards are not going to work out.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/orlanthi
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08
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The end of the Beatles boards?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/orlanthi
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24
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A bridge between the gym and body boards
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πŸ‘€︎ u/orlanthi
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13
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A board game for doctors
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πŸ‘€︎ u/VinceDC
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14
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What does a board game maker do when discussing their ideas?

They monopolize the conversation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iamayurt
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05
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I wasn’t allowed to bring my board game onto the aeroplane as a carry on luggage.

They said that The Risk was too big.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30
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What do you call an ironing board that makes your clothes more wrinkly

An irony board

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TooHighTuna
πŸ“…︎ May 05
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The last of my preprepred boards. Might have to put it up outside my house now!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/orlanthi
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26
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I've made a ouija board using alphabeti spaghetti.

It's great for contacting people who've pasta way.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AustralianGroan
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04
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Out of all the inventions in the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the best one.

It’s remarkable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DGNOLA12
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25
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What happens to a wooden board when it takes a lady home?

It gets nailed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Predagoal30
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16
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My stupid cousin thinks he's collected one of every board game ever made.

That idiot doesn't have a Clue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrthatsthat
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18
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Bought my son a chess board for a present...

He's gifted

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21
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4 people on a raft each have a cigarette but no way to light them. One of them throws their cigarette over board..

And the raft becomes a cigarette lighter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bananacake8008
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20
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What did the American sailor say when he was brought on board the British ship?

I'm impressed!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jeffvanlaethem
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23
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My professor puts jokes on the board before class
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πŸ‘€︎ u/timesuck47
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2019
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It’s been written before and I’m sure it will be written again, the dry erase board is so remarkable...

*written on before...*written on again... some jerk keeps rubbing it off 😁

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Any punny name suggestions for a board game cafe?
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2019
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This car has a baby on board
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πŸ‘€︎ u/UniversalRealm
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2019
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Martin Heit invented the dry erase board in the 1950s

That's remarkable!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DarkKing16
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03
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I almost got caught trying to steal a board game yesterday.

It was a risk I was willing to take.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Radish00
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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I can’t find that board game anywhere.

It’s a mystery to me. I’m Clueless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BandDirector17
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23
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An irony board
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ericdavis1240214
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01
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What kind of board do Italians use to contact the dead?

A Luigi board

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Deadly_R
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14
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Did you know you can erase things on a white board? Its pretty remarkable
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mi_sh_aaaa
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2019
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What did the board game eat for breakfast?

Scrabbled eggs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rapidToothbrush
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11
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Why don’t Horses get invited to board meetings?

Because nobody likes a nay-sayer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Groundhogsrule
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27
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The first time I saw a whit board I thought to myself

Wow that’s remarkable

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ET-Han64
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29
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What do you do when you are board?

You get nailed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05
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Thieves broke into a Toy store and stole all their board-games.

Police are currently looking for Clues.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2019
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Saw the damnedest thing at the airport. A vulture was trying to board the plane with a dead, rotting animal hanging out of its mouth. Gate agent tried to stop him...

...and the vulture said, "I'm clearly permitted one piece of carrion luggage."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theposshow
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2019
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I saw the police chasing a guy down the street, who'd just stolen an inexpensive board game......

It was a real trivial pursuit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B-man44
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2019
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Someone stole my circuit board

Should I press charges?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Narrow_Currency
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2019
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He’s probably just a little board.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pazzoe
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2018
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Someone stole my through-hole printed circuit board components and replaced them with surface mount. The police investigated..

But there are no leads.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PdSales
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2019
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Here's the latest episode of a competitive pun gameshow that I host, 'Punnit'. Where 3 contestants deliver their best pre-written pun to categories such as Board Games & Kitchen Utensils, Pokemon & Takeaway Dishes + more. youtube.com/watch?v=sjQg5…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PattersonHoodlum
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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I’ve been having trouble with my darts sticking to the board lately...

Got any good tips?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/supercman99
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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I didn’t realize my dad used to steal board-games from the toy store.

But when I look back now, all the Clues added up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2019
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A student decided not to copy anything written on the left side of the board.

I guess you could say he had a copyright strike.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UrMamFat
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2019
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Of all the inventions in the world the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lauripetas
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2019
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I think dry erase boards are one of the best inventions.

They are absolutely remarkable

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nkiehl
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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I saw two policemen chasing a person who had just stolen a board game of little value.

It was a really trivial pursuit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bittapread
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2019
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Anyone want my spare Chopin board?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Uddham
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2019
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What board game does Hitler enjoy?

Jew-manji

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TehSpockinator
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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Do you think dry erase boards are amazing?

Because I think they're simply remarkable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/i_chew_gum
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2019
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If sex were a board game

I'd be Dungeon Master

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2019
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Louija Board
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πŸ‘€︎ u/darlosworld
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2019
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My GF was board so she asked me a question. Can't say I'm Sorry.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/donovan280
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2019
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What’s Canada’s favorite board game?

Sorry

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stingero
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2019
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My construction foreman asked me if I knew who made accurate crosscuts in a workpiece by pulling a mounted circular blade down onto a board in a quick motion...

I told him I miter saw who it was...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2019
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When the last hurricane blew through, my friend offered free room and board to any and all...

What a succor!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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As a dyslexic person who frequently fails to board the proper means of public transportation...

Whoops, wrong bus!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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Which board game can also make breakfast?

Scrabbled eggs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drozzi007
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2019
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I find white boards interesting

They're quite remarkable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Av8r96
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2018
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I almost got caught stealing a board game today.

But it was a Risk I was willing to take.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bradflindo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2018
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I saw a man carrying a board saying β€œRepent for you’re sin’s! The end is near!”

I thought, β€œThat’s a bad sign.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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Did you see they finally came out with a new chalk board?

It’s pretty remarkable!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/unicycleguy06
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2019
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Why shouldn’t you play board games on safari?

Because there are always cheetahs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JohnnyMuffinham
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2019
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This close to actually being board to death
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GavinTME
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2019
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Must have been really board standing all day.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dankmonseiur69
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2017
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You’d know, dry erase boards are amazing...

You might even say, they’re remarkable

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πŸ‘€︎ u/woofcatbutterfly
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2019
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Did you hear about the actor that fell through the floor boards?

Don't worry, he was just going through a stage.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Legendx_X
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2019
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What type of board does Mario use to communicate with the dead?

A Luigi board.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2019
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I took my friend's board game without him noticing.

He doesn't have a Clue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2019
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Hehe, Cheese Board
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πŸ‘€︎ u/madribby78
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2019
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Come into a chemistry classroom to find this on the board
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pickle_n_Mustache
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2019
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Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Foreverxtrue24
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2019
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I wasn’t allowed to take my board game as a carry on luggage onto the aeroplane.

They said that the Risk was too big.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2019
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I wasn’t allowed to bring in my board game as a carry on luggage on to the aeroplane.

They said the Risk was too big.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2019
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