A T-rex welcoming committee

Only comes in small waves

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👤︎ u/Rimirilar
📅︎ Apr 23
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HELP WANTED: the Committee of Underlying Nasal Tissue Symptoms needs a new acronym
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👤︎ u/CVSSR
📅︎ May 17 2019
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Some women are part of itty bitty titty committee

But some man are stuck in bare-skin hair-thin chin commission

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📅︎ Apr 03 2019
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My son brought me a permission slip to join the safety committee at school.

I signed it, but I still can't figure out why the tea isn't safe.

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👤︎ u/sric2838
📅︎ Mar 03 2018
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What do you call a group of kittens?

The itty-bitty Kitty committee!

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📅︎ Jul 06
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Candidates for the president of the Evolution Society said that the anonymous votes were fudged...

But the committee assured them it was just natural selection!

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📅︎ Nov 25 2019
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My school has an issue with weed on campus...

... they formed a joint committee to try to solve the problem.

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📅︎ May 14 2013
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Now thats a good koality hat

While at this breakfast for a committee I'm on at my college, this girl came up wearing a koala hat. My friend proceeded to say

"now that's a good koality hat."

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👤︎ u/orcie101
📅︎ Feb 28 2014
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