Why couldn't Biden see his Secretary of State?

Because he was Blinken.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Echos_myron123
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19
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The Secretary of State will be Biden's first confirmed Cabinet member.

After all, the Republicans can't say no to A. Blinken!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naitraen
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19
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Why does β€œsecretary” start with secret?

Because of all their business affairs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/linknt01
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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Mike Pompeo is Secretary of State

The β€œstate” is denial

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cuntillious
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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Why was the Press Secretary hard to understand?

She wasn't McEnany sense.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/No_Gray_Area
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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A secretary cut the elastic band used for my physiotherapy

She multitasks as a Rubber maid

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ciaboom
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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Why did the Secretary of Defense and the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff cross the road?

They were just following the chicken!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Colbosky
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
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I was going to leave everything to my 2 sons when I die, but one son got arrested for a murderous rampage and the other left his wife and kids for his hot secretary...

It was a bad heir day!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2020
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The secretary left me a message saying humidity will hit 90% today... She wrote it on a sticky note
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2019
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If someone writes a biography about American Defense Secretary Jim Mattis they should call it...

Life in General

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yellow_Forklift
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2019
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What does the foreign secretary keep in front of his door?

A diplomat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sandy-bridge
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2019
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Breakfast, brought to you by the 7th Secretary General of the United Nations.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ukuleleemusic
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2018
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With the help of a young secretary,

Bill Clinton came two terms with the presidency.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhiteWalterBlack
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2018
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I just made my secretary audibly groan.

She came into my office with a box of highlighters for me and as a dad, I felt compelled to say "thanks, this will be the highlight of my day"

She sighed, groaned, and left, questioning her life choice to work here. :(

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ToonaTheCat
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2017
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How come there hasn't been a secretary astronaut? I mean why not? they're hitting space often enough.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/intangibleJay
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2018
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Who is Matthew McConaughey's favorite Secretary of State?

Madeleine Albright, Albright, Albright.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Herr_Poopypants
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2018
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Why did the secretary get fired from the clock factory?

He kept taking all the minutes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2018
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My secretary was carrying a lamp into the office today....

I offered to help her, but she said she was fine.

It was light.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dedtired
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2017
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Dadjoked a secretary

I was trying to reach a guy with the last name Yip. When I called the front desk, I asked for him, and it went like:

Me: Mr. Yip, please
Her: Ok, Y-I-P?
Me: I don't know, why do you?
Her: ....huh?
Me: Yes, Y-I-P.
Her: Transferring...

I was amused, at least.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2014
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Sadly, my secretary has developed a fairly serious wheat allergy...

[dictated but not bread]

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bikari
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2015
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My dad just "dad joked" my school secretary so hard.

So I was going to go home sick and they need to talk to a parent to make sure it's ok(even though I'm 18 which is dumb.) so I get my dad on the phone and here's what happened.

Secretary: "hello this is dad?"

My dad: "Hi dad this is Joe."

Me and the secretary died laughing and I had to assure her that my dad isn't usually that dumb.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ABomblessArab
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2015
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Secretary yelled at my mom & dad, hit her with this gem

Before I was born my parents lived in Philadelphia. My mom was about 7 months along when they were referred by a friend of a friend to this pediatrician who was top notch. They were on their way for the first visit to the new doctors and they were running late. They walked into a crowded waiting room and went to the front glass and checked in. The secretary started yelling at my mother and father saying this is Dr. so and so, he is a top class physician, people wait years to get on his waiting list, AND YOU'RE LATE!

And my father goes "OF COURSE SHES LATE THATS HOW YOU END UP AT A PEDIATRICIAN'S OFFICE!"

Even the secretary cracked a smile as everyone else groaned and laughed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Honeydipper_Dan
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2014
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