A list of puns related to "Affairs"
We're doing it behind her front.
They had to denominator.
He called it, "Hold Me Closer, Tony Danza"
it was quite the sandal.
I told her it was one night stand...
I said to my cheating wife "Let's settle this in affair explanation!" She said "OK. I cheated on you because your heart were as cold as the North Poll!" I looked at her then said "I'm diss a pointed..."
As if i care who that Guy FΓΓΓΓs.
They cantaloupe.
Could say she was an old phlegm
I said alphabetically or by age
It was an odd love triangle...
Itβs amazing the lengths it will go to please me.
He seems miserable lately
But Iβm just grasping at straws here.
We've moved 250 miles north and we've still got the same window cleaner!
I said 'How could you say such a thing?'.
My youngest was watching Netflix, deciding on a few episodes of Captain Underpants. In one particular episode, the titled character is forced to share a room with a clown. My wife, watching this show, laughs about him having Coulrophobia (Fear of clowns), and repeatedly panicking in subsequent scenes. Finally near the episode, she asks ,"What did that clown ever do to him?"
My response: "Nothing. He's It's Cousin. Pound Foolish"
Wife stares at me. Blinks twice. Goes back to watching the TV that has more comedy than her idiot husband
Now I'm going to have to switch Jims
It's the icing on the cake.
"Yes," I said. "It's when someone is disloyal to their partner."
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