I made some ideas into images to put on to phone cases. This is my favourite - Get Off Your High Horse
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︎ Mar 20 2021
I told my suit cases just how There will be no holiday this year
I'm now dealing with emotional baggage
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︎ Apr 17 2021
In case I donβt have time to say this tomorrow
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︎ May 03 2021
Have you heard about these new corduroy pillow cases?
They're really making headlines.
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︎ May 02 2021
A man with a guitar walked up to me and said that he had a case of writers block.
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︎ Apr 07 2021
this year, i have decided to type everything in lower case letters.
i have stopped giving a shift.
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︎ Mar 09 2021
Why did the clam lose his court case?
He didn't have a leg to stand on.
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︎ Mar 16 2021
Where would the first robot rights case go?
The Short Circuit of Appeals.
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︎ Apr 13 2021
In case you're feeling crummy.
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︎ Sep 21 2020
The other day, I bought some decorative pillow cases from a sketchy website.
Turns out it was all just a sham.
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︎ Mar 27 2021
I believe instead of 911 or 112, in case of a medical emergency you should call 12345678
Because that's the proper First Aid number
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︎ Feb 24 2021
Why should you write βrepublicanβ in lower case?
Because they donβt deserve to be anywhere near the capital.
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︎ Feb 11 2021
My friend found a custom pc case shaped like a boat.
I told her "I hope the USBs are portside"
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︎ Feb 03 2021
Given that a case of the sniffles means staying home from school, we give my daughter a daily allergy medicine. My wife was giving her breakfast before school, and when I walked out, I asked if sheβd had her medicine yet.
My daughter said yes, and I replied, βSo youβre de-Claritin that youβve had it already?β
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︎ Jan 17 2021
The deaf girl didnβt show up to her court case yesterday
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︎ Jul 18 2020
All this stress lately has me trying new things. For example, I've discovered that brake fluid is actually delicious. I'm up to a case a day, but there's no need to worry about me.
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︎ Jan 18 2021
Are all cases U2's lawyer does...
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︎ Jan 28 2021
Why did the case of the toilet bandit go cold?
They had nothing to go on.
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︎ Jan 03 2021
Why do detectives tend to scrutinize individuals with bluish eyes in cases of poisoning?
Because the real killer is usually cyan-eyed.
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︎ Dec 29 2020
What's the president's backup plan in case the USA gets invaded?
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︎ Jan 09 2021
A Harper Lee novel on trial refused to open up about their case case, but was still judged by it's cover.
Moral of the story... Don't kill animals.
Edit: remove one case
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︎ Jan 19 2021
The lawyer always kept losing his cases
He didn't mind cause he was practicing
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︎ Dec 30 2020
What do cops do when handed a cold case?
They work on it undercover.
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︎ Dec 06 2020
Why arenβt there any COVID-19 cases in Antarctica?
Because theyβre all ice-olated.
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︎ Oct 26 2020
From the mouths of babes (in this case my seven year old daughter as I was leaving this morning...)
Daughter: Dad, it's really STUPID out there today. You'd better take your dumbrella.
Me: I've never been more proud.
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︎ Oct 04 2020
My ADHD medicine comes in a case shaped like a 3-sided polygon where each side is the same size, and the pills are distributed uniformly.
It's an equal Adderall triangle.
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︎ Dec 01 2020
Why did Stalin only write in lower case?
He was afraid of Capitalism.
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︎ Jan 14 2020
My favorite Hollywood movie has to be βThe Curious Case of Benjamin Buttonβ.
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︎ Nov 27 2020
I wasn't able to carry my case.
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︎ Feb 09 2020
Just wrote a book about falling down the stair case
It's a step-by-step guide
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︎ Sep 22 2020
Johnny Depp has lost his case against The Sun newspaper even with evidences
Hard to win if Amber is Heard and Johnny is not
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︎ Nov 11 2020
This case has been a stain on our reputation.
We need to solve it quickly. Send for Det. Urgent
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︎ Nov 14 2020
At the hospital theyβre taking virus cases on a βfirst catchβ basis...
Itβs in a corona-logical order.
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︎ Nov 28 2020
The German government is calling for everybody to stock up on sausage and cheese in case of a second lockdown.
It's the Wurst-kΓ€se-scenario
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︎ Oct 16 2020
With the increasing cases of Covid in America, I was worried there would be a shortage of paper towels.
But I found the grocery story to be Bounty full.
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︎ Oct 17 2020
Why there's no COVID Cases in Antartica
-Cause they're ICE-O-LATED
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︎ Oct 22 2020
Just in case
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︎ Jul 27 2019
I recently opened a building with an exhibition of dermatological skin cases.
Itβs a real gallery of the fine warts.
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︎ Sep 06 2020
Does anybody know how many COVID-19 cases they have in Antarctica?
None. Because theyβre Ice-o-lated.
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︎ Jun 19 2020
Initially the US was way behind other countries in COVID-19 cases.
Little did those countries know, the US had a Trump card.
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︎ Sep 08 2020
No one knows for sure how many Covid cases there are...
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︎ Jul 16 2020
Just in case
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︎ Apr 22 2019
Well in that case,
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︎ Apr 30 2020
My friend found a custom pc case shaped like a boat.
I told her "I hope the USBs are portside"
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︎ Feb 03 2021
Why are there no cases of Covid in Antarctica?
Because they're so well Ice-o-lated.
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︎ Aug 02 2020
Why isnβt there any COVID-19 cases in Antarctica?
Because theyβre ice-o-lated.
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︎ May 28 2020
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