I made some ideas into images to put on to phone cases. This is my favourite - Get Off Your High Horse
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I told my suit cases just how There will be no holiday this year

I'm now dealing with emotional baggage

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joeytherealking
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2021
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In case I don’t have time to say this tomorrow

May the 3rd be with you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wutangl4n
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2021
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Have you heard about these new corduroy pillow cases?

They're really making headlines.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/No_Sink7512
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2021
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A man with a guitar walked up to me and said that he had a case of writers block.

Nothing to fret about.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KinglerKong
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2021
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this year, i have decided to type everything in lower case letters.

i have stopped giving a shift.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2021
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Why did the clam lose his court case?

He didn't have a leg to stand on.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lfantine
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2021
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Where would the first robot rights case go?

The Short Circuit of Appeals.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2021
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In case you're feeling crummy.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cadaverkitten94
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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The other day, I bought some decorative pillow cases from a sketchy website.

Turns out it was all just a sham.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ember82O
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2021
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I believe instead of 911 or 112, in case of a medical emergency you should call 12345678

Because that's the proper First Aid number

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sjoeqie
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2021
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Why should you write β€œrepublican” in lower case?

Because they don’t deserve to be anywhere near the capital.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/suff_succotash
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2021
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My friend found a custom pc case shaped like a boat.

I told her "I hope the USBs are portside"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SwordOfCheese
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2021
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Given that a case of the sniffles means staying home from school, we give my daughter a daily allergy medicine. My wife was giving her breakfast before school, and when I walked out, I asked if she’d had her medicine yet.

My daughter said yes, and I replied, β€œSo you’re de-Claritin that you’ve had it already?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bpcombs
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2021
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The deaf girl didn’t show up to her court case yesterday

She lost her hearing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EyeSayAye
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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All this stress lately has me trying new things. For example, I've discovered that brake fluid is actually delicious. I'm up to a case a day, but there's no need to worry about me.

I can stop any time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jasonhackwith
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2021
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Are all cases U2's lawyer does...

... Pro Bono?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/claymountain
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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Why did the case of the toilet bandit go cold?

They had nothing to go on.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ycarusbog
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2021
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Why do detectives tend to scrutinize individuals with bluish eyes in cases of poisoning?

Because the real killer is usually cyan-eyed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/antirabbit
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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What's the president's backup plan in case the USA gets invaded?

USB

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πŸ‘€︎ u/corken01
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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A Harper Lee novel on trial refused to open up about their case case, but was still judged by it's cover.

Moral of the story... Don't kill animals.

Edit: remove one case

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kevographic
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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The lawyer always kept losing his cases

He didn't mind cause he was practicing

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What do cops do when handed a cold case?

They work on it undercover.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mickerallen100
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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Why aren’t there any COVID-19 cases in Antarctica?

Because they’re all ice-olated.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wolfboy78
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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From the mouths of babes (in this case my seven year old daughter as I was leaving this morning...)

Daughter: Dad, it's really STUPID out there today. You'd better take your dumbrella.

Me: I've never been more proud.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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My ADHD medicine comes in a case shaped like a 3-sided polygon where each side is the same size, and the pills are distributed uniformly.

It's an equal Adderall triangle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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Why did Stalin only write in lower case?

He was afraid of Capitalism.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2020
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My favorite Hollywood movie has to be β€œThe Curious Case of Benjamin Button”.

It never gets old.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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I wasn't able to carry my case.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HariyaManawari
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2020
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Just wrote a book about falling down the stair case

It's a step-by-step guide

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Louis_T_252
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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Johnny Depp has lost his case against The Sun newspaper even with evidences

Hard to win if Amber is Heard and Johnny is not

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryonnsan
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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This case has been a stain on our reputation.

We need to solve it quickly. Send for Det. Urgent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shouldExist
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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At the hospital they’re taking virus cases on a β€˜first catch’ basis...

It’s in a corona-logical order.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StretchSmiley
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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The German government is calling for everybody to stock up on sausage and cheese in case of a second lockdown.

It's the Wurst-kΓ€se-scenario

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JFCBrouwer
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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With the increasing cases of Covid in America, I was worried there would be a shortage of paper towels.

But I found the grocery story to be Bounty full.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zkck0517
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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Why there's no COVID Cases in Antartica

-Cause they're ICE-O-LATED

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Just in case
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Marekmonster
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2019
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I recently opened a building with an exhibition of dermatological skin cases.

It’s a real gallery of the fine warts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/C0NSTABEL
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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Does anybody know how many COVID-19 cases they have in Antarctica?

None. Because they’re Ice-o-lated.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zblaze68
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2020
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Initially the US was way behind other countries in COVID-19 cases.

Little did those countries know, the US had a Trump card.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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No one knows for sure how many Covid cases there are...

but WHO IS counting

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Frago242
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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Just in case
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Psydoggie
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2019
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Well in that case,
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ISevaI
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2020
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My friend found a custom pc case shaped like a boat.

I told her "I hope the USBs are portside"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SwordOfCheese
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2021
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Why are there no cases of Covid in Antarctica?

Because they're so well Ice-o-lated.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OriginalCWP
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2020
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Why isn’t there any COVID-19 cases in Antarctica?

Because they’re ice-o-lated.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lshawel
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2020
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