When arguments get silly
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πŸ‘€︎ u/xayoz306
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19
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My wife and I had this weird argument as to which vowel is the most important.

I think I won.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06
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Is an argument between two vegans still called a 'beef'?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Janglehothx
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12
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I got into a heated argument with a snowman

in which he lost his cool and had a total meltdown

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πŸ‘€︎ u/languagepotato
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13
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Did you hear that Steve Harvey got into an argument with his wife?

It was a family feud

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icemage27
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13
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After a heated argument, my kid shouted β€œJim Morrison was overrated”

Me: What did I say about slamming The Doors?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/catmom81519
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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So I got in an argument yesterday

I told them it’s fine to be gangster, but β€œfuck bitches get money” is a terrible motto for a veterinarian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrSchokking
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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Argument at family dinner...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shampoo_and_dick
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2020
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I got into an argument with someone I thought was a "birds aren't real" supporter. I'm an idiot; they were just messing with me and they made some amazing bird puns along the way that deserve attention. The link to the post is in the comments so you can go give the user karma and see the context.

https://preview.redd.it/n7zvpwxkj6m51.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=54f0549ebd3c055929698d6fef3bc05782bf5282

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedLeader11037
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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I got into an argument with a cement mixer the other day.

I tried my hardest, but he had some real concrete evidence.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vexemo
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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I got into an argument with a midget and he wanted a fight

But I refused because I was the bigger man

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fairywithcancer
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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Me and my wife got into an argument about how to contact an ancient Chinese dynasty...

She said...

"Talk to the Hans."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HypnotizeD_X
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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Just had an argument with a cloud.

We came to a thunderstanding.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAmazingSoSo
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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My wife and I had this huge argument as to which vowel is the most important.

I won.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2020
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Why do hippos always lose arguments in the savannah ?

Because what they say is mostly irrelephant

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Panteros
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2020
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My wife took off her shirt and bra during an argument where I was winning

It was a booby trap.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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My wife and I were having this huge argument as to whose turn it is to do laundry.

Finally, I threw in the towel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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I’d like to highlight the important part of my argument
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πŸ‘€︎ u/elko
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2020
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I was having an argument about construction with someone on reddit.

He said he never had any issues with mis-calculations during construction on houses and I said that's impossible.

I told him in response about a time I put a post in the ground at a bad angle and had to take it out and put it back in correctly.

He got mad at me because he had heard the same exact story on r/construction

I guess you could call it a repost

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ReHawse
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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What does a race car driver say when he has nothing else to say in an argument?

Mph.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JustiniR
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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Yesterday me and my wife got into an argument.

She didn't believe me when I told her I could ride Italian food.

You should have seen the look on her face when I drove Pasta!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BeachPeachMcgee
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2020
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I was in an argument about what the best kind of bread was

But the conversation went a rye.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TickLikesBombs
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2020
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My wife and I got in an argument over my dad jokes

I said sorry babe, bad puns are just how eye roll

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotA_Drug_Dealer
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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My girlfriend and I broke up at summer camp. We got into an argument over which canoe to get take.

She got in one and I the other. Then we just drifted apart.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/labink
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2020
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Two giraffes got into an argument

I saw them along the neck of the wooded area.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slymood
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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A man and his wife had a shed in their backyard. The neighbor asked which of them built it and they both replied that they had built it, leading to a massive argument.

It was a real He-Shed She-Shed situation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AntiNinja40428
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2020
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After an argument, my cooking instructor wants me to stew goose feathers gently below or just at the boiling point...

She wants me to simmer down!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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My girlfriend and I had an argument about what to make for breakfast.

We hashed things out in the end.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_adamnguyen
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2020
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I thought I won the argument with my wife as to how to arrange the dining room furniture...

But when I got home, the tables were turned...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2019
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We accept an argument as a form of payment, here....

At the Whine and Dine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ipoopedapickleout
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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What did the Eskimo say to the man trying to start an argument with him?

I really don't want to get inuit with you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oliviacharlene
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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My brother and I had an argument as to which is the most important vowel.

I won.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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I can’t win arguments against sharp knives

They’ve always got the best points

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheCultofLoss
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2020
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Three animals were having a huge argument over who was the best...

The first, a hawk, claimed that because of his ability to fly, he could attack anything repeatedly from above, and his prey stood nary a chance. The second, a lion, based his claim on his strength. None in the forest dared to challenge him. The third, a skunk, insisted he needed neither flight nor strength to frighten off any creature. As the trio debated the issue, an alligator came along and swallowed them all... hawk, lion and stinker.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2020
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Two droids were having an argument...

But BB1!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/space0watch
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2020
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I got into an argument with a friend about whether pens were better than pencils...

...I’ll admit, they had a point, but I still think the argument will be erased in time.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2020
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I was having an argument with my wife and she said I had a point

I didn't realise we were meant to keep score

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πŸ‘€︎ u/invisible_being
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2020
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My wife and I had a long argument as to which vowel is the most important.

I think I won.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2020
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Arguments are like Beers

They can both be bitter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Enagon
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2020
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I just had an half hour argument with my 5 year old about the importance of wearing pants in public, and she won.

So today I’m wearing pants to take her to school.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2018
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I’d make an argument for Swiss cheese being the best in the whole world

I’d make an argument for Swiss cheese being the best in the whole world, but it would probably be full of holes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/decoolegastdotzip
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2020
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What do you call an argument between two vegans ?

A plant based beef

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2020
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My wife told me she thought we'd have less arguments if I wasn't so pedantic.

I told her, "I think you mean fewer".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RayInRed
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2020
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I got into an argument with a friend about what the best medieval weapon was. I said the Warhammer, he said the Mace. It got so heated we are currently not speaking to each other...

Talk about blunt force drama.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UltimaBahamut93
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2020
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If two vegans get in an argument

is it still considered beef?

Told by my 12 year old brother, he got poor reactions from my siblings but I assured him the joke was well done.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/artyboi37
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2018
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Things have been a bit tense with my wife, with both of us stuck in quarantine all the time. We even had an argument about herbs the other day.

To be honest, it was about thyme.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whistlepoo
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2020
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I thought I won an argument with my wife on how to arrange the dining room furniture

But when I got home the tables were turned.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ubadishnard
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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My wife and I had a long argument about which vowel is the most important.

I think I won.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2019
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