When arguments get silly
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︎ Jan 19 2021
My wife and I had this weird argument as to which vowel is the most important.
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︎ Jan 06 2021
Is an argument between two vegans still called a 'beef'?
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︎ Jan 12 2021
I got into a heated argument with a snowman
in which he lost his cool and had a total meltdown
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︎ Jan 13 2021
Did you hear that Steve Harvey got into an argument with his wife?
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︎ Jan 13 2021
After a heated argument, my kid shouted βJim Morrison was overratedβ
Me: What did I say about slamming The Doors?
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︎ Aug 30 2020
So I got in an argument yesterday
I told them itβs fine to be gangster, but βfuck bitches get moneyβ is a terrible motto for a veterinarian
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︎ Dec 27 2020
Argument at family dinner...
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︎ Mar 23 2020
I got into an argument with someone I thought was a "birds aren't real" supporter. I'm an idiot; they were just messing with me and they made some amazing bird puns along the way that deserve attention. The link to the post is in the comments so you can go give the user karma and see the context.
https://preview.redd.it/n7zvpwxkj6m51.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=54f0549ebd3c055929698d6fef3bc05782bf5282
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︎ Sep 09 2020
I got into an argument with a cement mixer the other day.
I tried my hardest, but he had some real concrete evidence.
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︎ Nov 25 2020
I got into an argument with a midget and he wanted a fight
But I refused because I was the bigger man
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︎ Nov 18 2020
Me and my wife got into an argument about how to contact an ancient Chinese dynasty...
She said...
"Talk to the Hans."
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︎ Nov 18 2020
Just had an argument with a cloud.
We came to a thunderstanding.
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︎ Oct 25 2020
Why do hippos always lose arguments in the savannah ?
Because what they say is mostly irrelephant
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︎ Nov 04 2020
My wife took off her shirt and bra during an argument where I was winning
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︎ Jun 27 2020
My wife and I were having this huge argument as to whose turn it is to do laundry.
Finally, I threw in the towel.
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︎ Jul 10 2020
Iβd like to highlight the important part of my argument
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︎ Aug 02 2020
I was having an argument about construction with someone on reddit.
He said he never had any issues with mis-calculations during construction on houses and I said that's impossible.
I told him in response about a time I put a post in the ground at a bad angle and had to take it out and put it back in correctly.
He got mad at me because he had heard the same exact story on r/construction
I guess you could call it a repost
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︎ Sep 22 2020
What does a race car driver say when he has nothing else to say in an argument?
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︎ Sep 24 2020
Yesterday me and my wife got into an argument.
She didn't believe me when I told her I could ride Italian food.
You should have seen the look on her face when I drove Pasta!
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︎ Sep 20 2020
I was in an argument about what the best kind of bread was
But the conversation went a rye.
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︎ Jun 16 2020
My wife and I got in an argument over my dad jokes
I said sorry babe, bad puns are just how eye roll
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︎ Aug 28 2020
My girlfriend and I broke up at summer camp. We got into an argument over which canoe to get take.
She got in one and I the other. Then we just drifted apart.
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︎ Aug 03 2020
Two giraffes got into an argument
I saw them along the neck of the wooded area.
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︎ Aug 25 2020
A man and his wife had a shed in their backyard. The neighbor asked which of them built it and they both replied that they had built it, leading to a massive argument.
It was a real He-Shed She-Shed situation.
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︎ Aug 12 2020
After an argument, my cooking instructor wants me to stew goose feathers gently below or just at the boiling point...
She wants me to simmer down!
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︎ Jul 30 2020
My girlfriend and I had an argument about what to make for breakfast.
We hashed things out in the end.
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︎ Aug 13 2020
I thought I won the argument with my wife as to how to arrange the dining room furniture...
But when I got home, the tables were turned...
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︎ Oct 12 2019
We accept an argument as a form of payment, here....
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︎ Aug 18 2020
What did the Eskimo say to the man trying to start an argument with him?
I really don't want to get inuit with you.
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︎ May 21 2020
I canβt win arguments against sharp knives
Theyβve always got the best points
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︎ Apr 30 2020
Three animals were having a huge argument over who was the best...
The first, a hawk, claimed that because of his ability to fly, he could attack anything repeatedly from above, and his prey stood nary a chance. The second, a lion, based his claim on his strength. None in the forest dared to challenge him. The third, a skunk, insisted he needed neither flight nor strength to frighten off any creature. As the trio debated the issue, an alligator came along and swallowed them all... hawk, lion and stinker.
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︎ Jul 03 2020
Two droids were having an argument...
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︎ Jul 11 2020
I got into an argument with a friend about whether pens were better than pencils...
...Iβll admit, they had a point, but I still think the argument will be erased in time.
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︎ Jun 28 2020
I was having an argument with my wife and she said I had a point
I didn't realise we were meant to keep score
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︎ May 29 2020
Arguments are like Beers
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︎ May 19 2020
I just had an half hour argument with my 5 year old about the importance of wearing pants in public, and she won.
So today Iβm wearing pants to take her to school.
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︎ Dec 21 2018
Iβd make an argument for Swiss cheese being the best in the whole world
Iβd make an argument for Swiss cheese being the best in the whole world, but it would probably be full of holes
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︎ May 05 2020
What do you call an argument between two vegans ?
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︎ Apr 28 2020
My wife told me she thought we'd have less arguments if I wasn't so pedantic.
I told her, "I think you mean fewer".
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︎ Jan 12 2020
I got into an argument with a friend about what the best medieval weapon was. I said the Warhammer, he said the Mace. It got so heated we are currently not speaking to each other...
Talk about blunt force drama.
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︎ Apr 05 2020
If two vegans get in an argument
is it still considered beef?
Told by my 12 year old brother, he got poor reactions from my siblings but I assured him the joke was well done.
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︎ Aug 01 2018
Things have been a bit tense with my wife, with both of us stuck in quarantine all the time. We even had an argument about herbs the other day.
To be honest, it was about thyme.
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︎ Apr 16 2020
My wife and I had this huge argument as to which vowel is the most important.
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︎ Oct 18 2020
My brother and I had an argument as to which is the most important vowel.
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︎ Jun 07 2020
I thought I won an argument with my wife on how to arrange the dining room furniture
But when I got home the tables were turned.
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︎ Jul 16 2020
My wife and I had a long argument as to which vowel is the most important.
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︎ Apr 05 2020
My wife and I had a long argument about which vowel is the most important.
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︎ Dec 06 2019
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