I asked two friends for the best pun Bond would utter if he'd just shoved a bad guy into a huge industrial deep-fat fryer. Their responses were:
Friend #1: "Play with fryer, get burnt.
(Isn't there an old saying of don't play with fire unless you want to get burnt?)"
Friend #2: "Why is my instinct to say cool off there?
Let's assume it's christmas. 'Thats a real Crisped Kringle' is what I'd say
Or do I know the guy's dad? Let's say I do. 'Youre a chip of the old block'"
I know, I need new friends. Do me a favour redditors and please tell me whose pun is least awful? And if you have any better ones, I'm all ears! (Mine was "Thank God it's fry day", I'm sure you can all do better).
I felt his presents
It was pretty anti-climatic
It's too devicive.
We use debate to catch de-fish
To this day the Lincoln-Douglas debate of β58 is literally unwatchable.
We did find out that Pence is actually pretty fly, for a white guy!
One says it's Lewis-Ville. The next one says the locals say Lew-ville and the last one says they say Lewie-ville. After arguing for a few minutes they see a place to get some lunch. They all agree it would be great to hear how the locals pronounce the name of their city. They all go up to the counter and one says, could you tell me where we are and please say it slowly. BURR-GURR-KIIING!!!
And my dad yelled βA straw!!β
He always used a straw man argument
Itβs ok if you havenβt, the decision is still up in the air.
Boy did things heat up in there.
It's about time.
Seriously, who gifs a fuck?!
It got very heated.
they hold an electron...
Moral Kombat
Hopefully next time his arguments are meatier or logically stronger.
It turned into a real brewhaha.
When another member walked over and astutely pointed out βdiscordβ
Note: MY19 = My 19 year old
Me - Mum and I are going out.
MY19 - what am I going to do?
Me - You can debate with a lot of people.
MY19 - What?
Me - Mass debate.
It both is and isn't a black-and-white issue.
Is it called a re-bate?
Is to put it on da hook.
Because each episode has so many bros and cons.
... The steaks have never been higher
.. but it boiled over.
I'm on the Pence.
It got pretty heated.
"6,000 years? Willie Nelson is older than that! They should know better!"
