An Oscar Wilde card contender.
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馃懁︎ u/porichoygupto
馃搮︎ Feb 22 2019
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Why did the contender lose the race when eating fries?

He couldn't ketchup.

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馃懁︎ u/lesupermomo
馃搮︎ May 19 2019
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My friend is competing with others to become a prison guard...

He is a con-tender contender.

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馃搮︎ Mar 10 2019
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Help! I need a pun!!!

My girlfriend's dad (Rocky) makes his own wine and I want to make him a bunch of punny labels for the bottles as a Christmas present. Current leading contenders are:

  • Rocky and Bull-wine-kle's Alcoholic Grape Juice
  • Rocky Start Wineries
  • Rock Hard Wine

Any more suggestions would be greatly appreciated! Sorry for all the wine-ing...

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馃懁︎ u/WebberWoods
馃搮︎ Nov 29 2014
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