I sent 10 puns to a pun contest, hoping one would win
in a sketch contest, artists don't win or lose.
I won a contest extracting the most water from a towel, I'm now known as the....
The competitive painting contest was an abject failure
What did John Mcenroe say when he was disqualified from the chese eating contest
A son tells his Dad he wants to win the limbo contest at his school...
His dad says, "That's a pretty low bar."
Have you ever wondered why the winner of all the Miss Universe contest...
...always came from Earth ?
I entered my Chihuahua in an 'ugliest dog' contest and I won first place!
I entered a pooping contest once
I struggled hard in the bodybuilding contest.
Turns out, I've got atrophy
Two chinese Christians are having a contest to see who can contact God the fastest. After one wins, the other looks at him and says
My cat got 10/10 points at a beauty contest
I've just entered the neighborhoods tightest hat contest..
I was all ready to host a limbo contest, but then I found out that someone stole my special limbo bar.
I mean, how low can you go?
Vikings weren't exactly the best at drinking contests.
They were quite MEADiocre
One of the local radio stations had a "Worst Pun" contest.
The best part was you could submit multiple entries, and I sent in a bunch, at least 10. I figured the more I came up with, one of them had to win.
But, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
My friend from Paris took part in a national barista contest
And he won! I read it in the French press
“Judge, I want to contest 50% of my parking tickets. I think they are bogus!”
Judge: Repeat infractions?
Man: Ok. I want to contest half of my parking tickets. I think they are bogus.
Winning a German sausage eating contest is all about your mind set
You hope for the best, but prepare for the wurst
Did you hear about all the competition in the outdoor pickled cabbage contest?
A male dog and a female dog are having a pissing contest, which one will win?
Obviously the male dog because he has the-leg-up.
If he won't talk I guess it's just a stairing contest
I entered a pun contest once
You had to send in your best puns, via snail mail, in an orderly list. I sent ten in, thinking at least one would win me a prize, but no pun in ten did.
Two artists had an art contest. How did it end?
I came second in a dumpling eating contest...
...you dim sum, you lose some.
I was winning in a staring contest once...
and it was all taken away in the blink of an eye.
How did the neckwear contest end?
Did you hear that the guy who got second place in that smoke machine design contest forgot how his prototype worked?
When they asked him about it, he said he didn’t have the foggiest idea.
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Which body part never wins any contests?
What was the prize the baker won for winning the bread contest?
What do you win in a contest for doing absolutely nothing?
Girlfriend challenged me to an Asian Cuisine eating contest
A buddy and I had a butter eating contest.
I won by a 3-stick margarine.
Biggest Number Contest
20 Was in the lead "24 the win!" The crowd shouted.
Sadly 30 challenged him and 31.
But they realized it was a tie! Because 0, 1, 2!
And they all 8 together, The end.
Two chinese Christians are having a contest to see who can contact God the fastest. After one wins, the other looks at him and says
I entered ten puns into a contest.
I hoped one would win, but no pun in ten did.
I entered 10 puns in a contest hoping one would win.
A man entered a pun contest and said ten pins, hoping one would win...
Unfortunately no pun intended
“Judge, I want to contest 60% of my parking tickets!”
Judge: Repeat infractions?
Man: Fine. I want to contest 3/5 of my parking tickets!
I won a contest for draining the most water out of a towel...
I'm now known as the Lord of the Wrings.
I submitted ten puns to a punning contest, thinking at least one might win.
“Judge, I want to contest 50% of my parking tickets.”
Judge: Repeat infractions?
Man: Sure. I want to contest half of my parking tickets!
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