Unfortunately, no pun in ten did
In the end they tied
Poor guy didn’t come anywhere.
It gives me a leg up on the competition.
I was a lemonaded
A meat-loving king has a contest to find the next royal chef. He invites 3 renowned chefs from all over the kingdom to serve him and the favorite will become the new royal chef!
The first chef serves the king an enormous rack of ribs. "Very impressive," said the king.
The second chef serves a huge steak, cooked to perfection. "So satisfying," said the king.
The third chef gives the king a plate with small rocks on a bed of shredded cabbage. "What the hell is this," the king asks.
The third chef says, "These rocks fell from the sky into my back yard. Indeed, ribs and steak are very meaty, but asteroids are meteor!"
Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
It was a Nice try tho.
Lord of the Wrings.
You cannot brie serious
as it ended in a draw.
"Well prayed"
His dad says, "That's a pretty low bar."
...always came from Earth ?
Turns out, I've got atrophy
..hope I pull it off.
The best part was you could submit multiple entries, and I sent in a bunch, at least 10. I figured the more I came up with, one of them had to win.
But, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
They were quite MEADiocre
It was a krauted field.
When they asked him about it, he said he didn’t have the foggiest idea.
A Dough-gree
Because Olaf ate six, Sven ate nine.
I thought to myself that toucan play at that game.
He's an Oscar Myer Winner
But it ended in a draw.
Belgians.
So they gave me a posh trophy.
Seems to be working as I'm undie-feeted.
Even though it might look like he's lion, I'm pretty sure he ain't a cheetah
They claim I tested positive for stare-oids.
The contest was for prose only.
He was given a constellation prize
Guess you can't win the mall
One has more prose.
I was so close I could taste it.
It ended in a tie.
"Well prayed"
I'm now known as the Lord of the Wrings.
