Sherlock Holmes never buys a TV Guide at Christmas.

He knows Watson.

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📅︎ Dec 07 2020
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Dad got me...

So we were picking something from the TV guide after we'd finished watching a film and say to my dad, cause there was nothing good to put on, "Well? Well? WELL?" And the bastard replies, "A large hole, with water at the bottom." I tried so hard not to laugh, but he got me and it was pretty funny, unfortunately.

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👤︎ u/Rango18
📅︎ Dec 29 2015
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TV Marathons

So the wife is looking at the TV guide, and she says "All that's on this week is marathons. There's a Law & Order marathon, a Blue Bloods marathon, a Bones marathon...".

So I say "They should have an Amazing Race marathon".

Granddaughter laughed for half a minute. Wife just groaned.

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👤︎ u/b0b
📅︎ Feb 22 2014
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