If my bookcase realizes it wants to store dishes instead of books, it has reached shelf actualization.
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👤︎ u/huxley0721
📅︎ Jul 28
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Bookcase
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👤︎ u/pyrrhios
📅︎ Feb 13
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I started a new job building custom bookcases...

I'm shelf employed.

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📅︎ Apr 13
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What do you call a picture of a bookcase?

A shelfie!

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📅︎ Jan 09
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Did you hear about the guy who keeps knocking over bookcases?

He has poor shelf control.

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📅︎ Oct 08 2019
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When in college, I made a bookcase out of bricks and boards, which eventually fell to pieces...

It had a short shelf life!

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📅︎ Jun 27 2019
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I didn't build my bookcase properly and it fell on me

I have nobody to blame but myshelf

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📅︎ Jun 10 2019
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I cracked my skull on a bookcase today.

It was an accident, but when a relative saw the bump she tried to counsel me about shelf harm.

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📅︎ Oct 23 2018
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My friend built a bookcase...

He didn't think it looked very good though.

I told him he was being too shelf conscious.

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📅︎ Jul 26 2015
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I don't know why Mom complained about how hard it was to put together that IKEA bookcase.

I thought it was pretty shelf-explanatory.

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👤︎ u/che_mek
📅︎ May 06 2014
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Someone approached me and asked me to help save the Amazon

So I signed up for a Prime subscription and restocked my bookcase.

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👤︎ u/emu404
📅︎ Nov 16 2019
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What do you call a picture of a bookcase?

A shelfie.

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👤︎ u/chetter43
📅︎ Nov 04 2019
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What do you call a picture of a bookcase?

A shelfie

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