Sofa puns are SOFA-king awesome
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr-Klaus
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2019
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My family calls me the King of Sofas

because I'm Sofa King lazy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/butterymix
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17
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Im sofa king done
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ATMiceli
πŸ“…︎ May 29
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My fiancΓ©e called me last night and said she was on the sofa with Ben & Jerry.

Sounded like she enjoyed her mΓ©nage Γ  froid.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jocktx
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2019
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I stole two sofas from death.

Turns out I wasn’t ready for the reaper cushions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rengokufan
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2019
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Who sells the best sofas?

Sofa King

Because they are Sofa King good.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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My wife was surprised to hear that I actually enjoyed her punishment of making me sleeping on the sofa...

I said that it made me feel manly, like I was camping...

...with a really angry bear somewhere close by...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2018
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This is sofa king great
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Underoos2811
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2019
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This soup is sofa king hot.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/occasionalist
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2019
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Me and my wife were on the sofa last night, getting all hot and steamy..

She whispered in my ear "Shall we take this upstairs"? I replied "Go on then, you grab this end and I'll get the other"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mudpucket1969
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2018
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Best sofa company
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mohammadodo
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2019
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Sofa King low prices
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lilycat27
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2018
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Sofa King cool
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MilPens
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2019
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This is so funny (sofa knee)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Diesel_Measles
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2019
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What did the sofa say when it got hurt?

Couch

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πŸ‘€︎ u/argon118
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2018
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Where did Hitler buy his sofas?

At the FΓΌhrerniture store.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/f33dbird
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2019
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My friend was bragging about his new L-shaped sofa, so I told him I had one too.

It was just lowercase.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2018
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How many drum sets can you store on a sofa?

One per cushion

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Johnectomy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2018
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What do you call a mechanic that does nothing but sit by the sofa?

An ottoman

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πŸ‘€︎ u/craigilla
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2018
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Need a couch? Have you tried Sofa Kings?

Their prices are Sofa King cheap!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mccreece
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2018
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Why does the boy never go to the sofa?

Because it’s 'so far'.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Crazypotato89
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2018
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I just bought a sofa that can fold out or recline.

I guess that makes it bi-sectional.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Reefay
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2018
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When you think about your past and how you've come sofa then you realize there are curtain things you can't change
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HustleUncaged
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2017
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A man walks into a sofa.

Couch!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/keithasaurus
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2018
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When you think about your past and how you've come sofa then you realize there are curtain things you can't change
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HustleUncaged
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2017
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My dad just put a potato on our sofa at my birthday party to see who would notice.

He just sat in the corner with a smirk on his face.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/seaweed_is_cool
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2015
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I was sitting on the sofa with my wife last night, when I said, "Honey, you remind me of an onion."

She smiled, blushed a little and asked, "Why? Because I have so many layers to my personality!?"

"No."

"Oh, OK, something stupid like, you'll cry when you slice me up?!"

"Nope."

"OK! OK! You'd prefer it if I was battered?!"

"Nah."

"You either love me or hate me? I'm good in small doses? I can be a bit overpowering?!"

"No, no and no!"

Exasperated, she shrieked, "Oh, all right then, why?!"

"You smell like an onion!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2017
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I want a sofa and love seat, my wife wants a sectional. I say. "No way! I don't want any..."

"...sectionally transmitted diseases!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mistermajik2000
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2017
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5yo laying on sofa: Liar! You're lying!

Dad: No, you're lying, I'm standing.

Overheard my dad and brother

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Majellico
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2017
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I'm going to be sleeping on the sofa for this...

Wife was trying to feed our new born, and since it was via a C-section, the amount of milk being produced is minimal for the first week. Baby was cranky and some milk spilled and she got upset...

"Don't cry over spilled milk" - I said..

Also, told her I can now post the above to /r/dadjokes because I'm a dad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/duniyadnd
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2016
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My wife was surprised to hear that I actually enjoyed her punishment of making me sleeping on the sofa. I said that it made me feel manly, like I was camping.

...with a really angry bear somewhere close by.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2019
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A man walks into a sofa...

Couch

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jon-Wolf
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2015
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