....by forgetting your wife's birthday.
because I'm Sofa King lazy.
Sounded like she enjoyed her ménage à froid.
I said that it made me feel manly, like I was camping...
...with a really angry bear somewhere close by...
She whispered in my ear "Shall we take this upstairs"? I replied "Go on then, you grab this end and I'll get the other"
Turns out I wasn’t ready for the reaper cushions.
At the Führerniture store.
It was just lowercase.
One per cushion
An ottoman
Because it’s 'so far'.
I guess that makes it bi-sectional.
Their prices are Sofa King cheap!
He just sat in the corner with a smirk on his face.
She smiled, blushed a little and asked, "Why? Because I have so many layers to my personality!?"
"No."
"Oh, OK, something stupid like, you'll cry when you slice me up?!"
"Nope."
"OK! OK! You'd prefer it if I was battered?!"
"Nah."
"You either love me or hate me? I'm good in small doses? I can be a bit overpowering?!"
"No, no and no!"
Exasperated, she shrieked, "Oh, all right then, why?!"
"You smell like an onion!"
"...sectionally transmitted diseases!"
Wife was trying to feed our new born, and since it was via a C-section, the amount of milk being produced is minimal for the first week. Baby was cranky and some milk spilled and she got upset...
"Don't cry over spilled milk" - I said..
Also, told her I can now post the above to /r/dadjokes because I'm a dad.
Sofa King
Because they are Sofa King good.
...with a really angry bear somewhere close by.
