My family calls me the King of Sofas
because I'm Sofa King lazy.
Need a couch? Have you tried Sofa Kings?
Their prices are Sofa King cheap!
The salesman at the furniture store told me, “This sofa will seat 5 people without any problems.”
I said, “Where the hell am I going to find 5 people without any problems?”
I thought I won the argument with my wife as to how to arrange the dining room furniture...
But when I got home, the tables were turned...
A girl at the furniture store keeps calling me.
All I wanted was one night stand
Dad: Hey son did you know that there was a kidnapping at a school today?
Son: What happened
Father: The teacher woke him up
I wasn’t sure how comfortable my new couch would be.
But sofa so good.
My wife was surprised to hear that I actually enjoyed her punishment of making me sleeping on the sofa...
I said that it made me feel manly, like I was camping...
...with a really angry bear somewhere close by...
It says linecesed to carry small arms sorry for spelling
My wife likes to call me "your majesty" when we make love
Because I'm faux king awesome
Reddit, We are going to start a furniture up-cycling project and are looking for punny names, what can you come up with?
I couldn't come up with any good ones myshelf.
Did you hear that Jeff Bezos changed his name to Richard and started a living room furniture empire?
I guess you can do anything if you're Sofa King Rich.
TIL: During the American Revolution, George III didn’t even bother to leave the couch.
He was sofa king comfortable.
I wasn’t sure how comfortable my new couch would be.
But sofa so good.
Who sells the best sofas?
Sofa King
Because they are Sofa King good.
