I don't know whether or not I should buy a new mattress...
I think I'll have to sleep on it
A mattress salesman offered me a huge discount on a product out of my budget
I told him I’ll sleep on it
And what brand of mattress does he have?
Metallica should open up a chain of mattress discount stores!
And call it "Nothing else Mattress"
Why didn't the man want a spring mattress
Because it was still winter
My wife was not happy with the new mattress I bought for us and wanted to return it asap
I asked her to sleep on it and decide tomorrow.
We got a new air mattress but it was too lumpy. We called customer support, very angry, demanding our money back!
They said we were blowing it out of proportion.
I'm thinking about buying a new mattress, but I'm not sure.
I think I'll sleep on it.
I bought a mattress today, but can’t decide if it’s firm enough.
What did the Frenchman say when presented with the finest mattress?
My girlfriend and I bought a new mattress. When we got home and set it up, we were unsure about whether or not it would be comfortable enough.
She said, “Let’s sleep on it.”
The price of my air mattress went up this year.
Automatic inflation is great!
My wife just texted me about a new mattress she found online for $600 off
I replied “Don’t you think we should sleep on it first?”
The salesman asked me , “so which mattress do you want?”.
I said , “it’s a big decision, I need to sleep on it”.
I recently went to the mattress store to buy a new mattress.
The salesman pointed me to a bunch of different options. Ultimately I think I found one that I wanted but the cost was a bit much. I asked the salesman if I could sleep on it and he said yes.
There must have been a misunderstanding because a few minutes later he kicked me out of the store.
If a King mattress and a Queen matress had a baby, what would it be called?
Nothing really mattress...to meeeeee
I personally witnessed Roseanne purchasing a new Tempur-Pedic mattress.
That’s one memory foam I bet wishes it could forget.
I just slept on a memory foam mattress for the first time
it made a great first impression.
If a King gets a King size mattress and a Queen gets a Queen size mattress, then what does a Prince get?
I put a stone on my mattress
What do you tell your weightlifting partner when he loses an auction for a mattress?
My mattress is starting to hurt my back, but I don’t know if I can afford a new one.
I think I’ll just sleep on it.
Why did the chickens buy a memory foam mattress?
Because they were no spring chickens.
I recently DM'd a woman a picture of a couch. Then a dresser. Then a mattress. When she asked what I was doing, I said:
Just moving into your DMs.
This is for you single dads. My friend tells me it works every time.
I’m not sure if I would like to buy a certain mattress or not.
I think I should sleep on it.
My wife wants me to choose a mattress. Eh, I’ll sleep on it
Dad joked my fiancée while mattress shopping
Yesterday, we went mattress shopping and ended up buying the second or third bed we laid on. In the car on the way back, I told her "That could have been a hasty decision, we should have slept on it first."
I bought a mattress after a hard day at work
I just needed something to fall back on
I was having second thoughts about buying a new mattress so I decided to...
The driver just left the mattress behind when it fell out of his truck.
...he didn't want to be arrested for aiding in a bedding.
They converted a parking space into a mattress store.
What do you call a mattress made out of corpses?
I noticed someone comment that they hid all their money in their water bed mattress
I guess they had a lot of liquid assets
Despite my past beliefs, this mattress is very nice
I’ve been sleeping on it for a long time
Why wouldn't the mailman take letters from the mattress salesmen?
He didn't like to deliver bed news.
Why would anyone want to Leesa mattress?
my wife is so sick of this joke already please enjoy it
A bad memory foam mattress?
They call that a "forget-it mattress" instead.
A man and his wife went mattress shopping. He wanted a soft mattress, but she didn't.
No matter what he said, she was going to stand firm
Buying a mattress is a big decision.
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