How do you make a waterbed bouncy?
You fill it with spring water.
I had a frozen waterbed once. I didn’t want to thaw it out
But it was too hard not to.
My friend is so proud that he finally got a waterbed with sliding boxes opened by pulling out and closed by pushing in...
Now he can wake up and jump straight into his drawers!
My wife and I got a waterbed a few months back
Ever since then it seems like we've been drifting apart.
In my twenties, I used to live in a houseboat and started dating the girl next door.
Eventually we drifted apart.
We were out browsing for sleep number beds, and dad let this loose on the salesman.
"What do you call twins conceived on a waterbed? "Off springs!"
Oh, dad. Your sense of humor can't hold water...
Shit, now he's got me doing it. Send help!
How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?
Add spring water
How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?
Add spring water....
How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?
You add Spring water.
How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?
Add Spring Water!
How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?
Just add some spring water
How do you make a waterbed bouncier?
Fill it with spring water
How do you make a waterbed bouncier?
Use spring water!
How do you make a water bed more bouncy?
Add spring water.
