A list of puns related to "San Francisco"
My wife said, “What are you going to do when you finally see it?”
Me: I’ll cross that bridge when I get there.
When the city comes to, God is standing over it.
"San Francisco, are you OK?", God asks.
San Francisco replies, "I'm fine, just a little foggy."
Sittin on the dock of a bay, watching my Tide roll away.
Rice-a-rona
...but can't seem to find it.
A bay-gull.
Bay-to-Ray Bill
It would have been an ideal location for the Quakers.
I now realize it was Rice-Erroneous.
We had finished walking the Golden Gate Bridge and were in our car. I took off my shoes and noticed that my socks had holes in them.
"I didn't know you had religious socks," he said to me.
"What?" I replied.
"You know, because they're holy."
She asked me, “What are you going to do when you see it?”
I said, “Let’s cross that bridge when we get there.”
She asked me, “What are you going to do when we see it?”
Me: We’ll cross that bridge when we get there.
She said, “ What are you going to do when you finally see it?”
I said, “Let’s cross that bridge when we get there.”
Her: What would you do when we see it?
Me: Let’s cross that bridge when we get there.
Her: What are you going to do when we see it?
Me: We’ll cross that bridge when we get there.
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