A Mini-soda!
So now it's just Minnea City
...called Minneapolice?
Wouldn't Fullsizedapolis make more sense?
Dad: "Lot's of corn you guys got on this farm!"
Seller: "We sure do, been in the family business for many years now."
Dad: "Could be a little creepy with all the corn....stalking us!"
Seller: "......"
Dad: "Sorry, just a little corny jokes :D "
We left extremely embarrassed and never bought the land. (edit, formatting)
"Where are we now, Dad?" the son asks.
"We're in Minnesota," the dad replies.
"What is Minnesota known for?"
"Well, they have these extremely tiny sodas..."
Probably because everyone knows where the Big Apple is, but not where the Minneapolis.
Minneapolis
Wife and I were at the grocery store and she finds a bad of tiny apples (about the size of strawberries).
Wife: "Look at these mini-apples! So cute"
Me: "I wonder where these mini-apples are made...?"
Wife (checks the bag): "It says California here"
Me: "Nope, definitely not California."
Wife (confused): "What do you mean...?"
Me: "They are obviously made in Minneapolis."
Wife (groans): "Walked right into that one"
Mini-Soda
But do you know where the Minneapolis?
Minneapolis.
Minneapolis?
Minneapolis
Minneapolis?
Minneapolis
But nobody knows where Minneapolis
Minneapolis.
