A list of puns related to "Portland"
Apparently... They have nothing to go on at this time
An Oregon donor
.....Oregon donors.....
Was a great day to be a Blazer.
^(credit to /u/stupid_sexyflanders)
Theyβre changing their name to Knockers.
Looks like the Portland fire is meeting up with the Eastern oregon fire, they're going on a date...it's going to be lit...
looks at both of them with a cheeky grin to see if they were listening
Why did the USA give away Portland? Because it was an Oregon Donor
In Seattle, Two guys are fighting, when one of them says
guy1: "I'll punch you so hard you'll fly and drop in Portland"
guy2: "I'll punch you so hard you'll fly off and drop in Vegas"
And third guy walking past overhears this and asks,
"Which ones of you can give me half a punch, I need to get to LA"
Someone else: "So what are you doing now that you're graduated?" Girl in hot tub: "I work in beer up in Portland." Me: "Do you ever come up for air?"
Nobody got it. I fear my jokes will only be funny once I reproduce.
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