Utah Puns

That makes me a SLUT resident

Good mormon.

So I guess I'm PROVOLONE

One may say they're kind of salty.

ProvoLoan. So you can store your “cheese”.

I replied, “Ain’t it a butte?”

They've got Mormoney.

So, can we say we were "Justin Beaver?"

I'm fine, just a little shaken.

We were walking around and soon he said, “Look Dad! It's a frickin' Elephant!”

I was shocked and slightly angry, as everybody was looking at us.

“What did you just call it?” I asked.

“It's a frickin' Elephant, it says so on the picture!” he said, and so it did, A F R I C A N Elephant.

but my wives are from Utah.

🤷🏼‍♂️Idaho, maybe the same thing Utah.

I moved to Utah and converted to Moremen.

Recently I took a very spontaneous last minute trip across the country. It really cleared my head from all the nonsense in my life right now. A friend of mine got inspired by that and said fuck it, I'm going somewhere random too (he ended up deciding Zion Park in Utah). He texted me that he was getting anxious about it and was about to back out, so I replied "You can't back out now, you said you want to do something crazy so do it. Utah-k the talk, now you gotta walk the walk."

I was in the car with my friends mom, on the way from the airport to go spend a week with my friend and his family in Utah. My friends dad was on speaker phone talking with my friends mom about her golf match the following day. The mom says, "It's an early match, at a place called Crater Springs." And the dad responds by asking, "Where is that, on the moon?" The car was silent until the dad and I started laughing hilariously. She got dad joked hard.