When asked if he had family in Salt Lake City, Robert de Niro replied,
"Utah kin to me?"
Salt Lake City is concerned that too many teens are rebelling by going "Goth"
Mormon Emo Problems
It's really hard being dyslexic in Salt Lake City.
The other day I went out looking for a good trip; ended up a Mormon.
My In-Laws Went to Salt Lake City...
...They learned a lot of history about Joseph Smith, who apparently had close to 40 wives. They were telling us this, and my mother-in-law said that he once stated that he "thought no more of taking another wife than buying a cow", to which my wife commented "...Wivestock!"
I love her so much.
