For Giannis to stay in Milwaukee

...they're gonna really have to Greece his wheels

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📅︎ Sep 06 2020
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Growing up in Milwaukee my dad always wanted me to learn how to bake

However, I was really just not interested at all.
One day, I decided to make the old man happy and told him I'd like to learn how to make a cake. He grabbed a bowl, put three eggs in it and handed me a Whisk. What do I do with this dad? "Whisk On Son!"

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📅︎ Feb 02 2019
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Milwaukee Bucks. The only bucks you can't get 4 quarters out of.
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👤︎ u/JoshP99
📅︎ May 16 2019
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The dad joke I got from security going through the airport in Milwaukee.

I had a bag of cheese in my backpack:

Security (training a new guy): Do you have anything sharp in your bag before he reaches in?

Me: nope, it's just some cheese in there.

Security: Don't believe her, she's a liar. This cheese is clearly labeled a SHARP cheddar.

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📅︎ Feb 19 2016
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So we are visiting relatives in Milwaukee this Christmas...

Dad: Wow, Milwaukee is a long ways away from home. This is going to be a long trip home.

Me: ...

Dad: You know how we could get home faster?

Me: How?

Dad: Mil-runny!

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👤︎ u/ihlenfeldt
📅︎ Dec 22 2013
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[pun request] can anyone think of a pun relating to giannis antetokounmpo and rabbits/bunnies? Trying to come up with a pet name
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📅︎ Aug 19 2019
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My grandpa said he was going to get his license or die trying

He passed away waiting to get his picture taken

True story, he was known for rapid firing bad jokes. He had the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the Milwaukee Zoo. I think it was the best way he could have gone, pulling one last joke over on all of us. Figured you all should know some people are really committed to the r/dadjoke lifestyle

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📅︎ Aug 10 2018
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Dad hit me with a one-liner today

He spins a 360 showcasing his head, and says "Hey son, I got a hair cut today. Can you tell which one!?"

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👤︎ u/BirdTrain
📅︎ Dec 11 2013
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We might have gone to the concert just so he could order this drink.

We went to a Straight No Chaser concert in Milwaukee.

Dad goes up to the bar and orders: "Whiskey, straight, no chaser."

I'm not sure he even drinks whiskey...

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👤︎ u/MarkDrees
📅︎ Dec 18 2013
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