A list of puns related to "Milwaukee"
...they're gonna really have to Greece his wheels
However, I was really just not interested at all.
One day, I decided to make the old man happy and told him I'd like to learn how to make a cake.
He grabbed a bowl, put three eggs in it and handed me a Whisk.
What do I do with this dad?
"Whisk On Son!"
I had a bag of cheese in my backpack:
Security (training a new guy): Do you have anything sharp in your bag before he reaches in?
Me: nope, it's just some cheese in there.
Security: Don't believe her, she's a liar. This cheese is clearly labeled a SHARP cheddar.
Dad: Wow, Milwaukee is a long ways away from home. This is going to be a long trip home.
Me: ...
Dad: You know how we could get home faster?
Me: How?
Dad: Mil-runny!
He passed away waiting to get his picture taken
True story, he was known for rapid firing bad jokes. He had the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the Milwaukee Zoo. I think it was the best way he could have gone, pulling one last joke over on all of us. Figured you all should know some people are really committed to the r/dadjoke lifestyle
He spins a 360 showcasing his head, and says "Hey son, I got a hair cut today. Can you tell which one!?"
We went to a Straight No Chaser concert in Milwaukee.
Dad goes up to the bar and orders: "Whiskey, straight, no chaser."
I'm not sure he even drinks whiskey...
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