Who does Orlando Bloom credit for all of his success?

No one, he’s an elf made man

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GrymmTravel
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When we were in Orlando, my family wanted to go to SeaWorld.

But I failed to see the porpoise.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PotBuzz
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2020
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Discussed the Orlando terror shootings in 2016, with my dad.

Dad: "Was it ISIS? I thought it was just some gun-nut!"

Me googeling: "Wikipedia says that ISIS took the blame, but that the governemt isn't certain that they were responsible."

Dad: "Oh, so it was IS-ish."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chronauer
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2018
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How do you clean Disney World?

With an Orlando Broom.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RaccoonFreeko
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2021
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What do you call a polar bear living in Florida?

A solar bear

Bonus: what do you call a bear that practices dentistry?

A molar bear

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πŸ‘€︎ u/westsoutheast
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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What's a bumblebee's favorite celebrity

Orlando Bloom

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πŸ‘€︎ u/k8lin70
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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Help Needed- USB Puns

All USB related Puns needed! Any pun will do, the more groan-worthy the better!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_johnarch
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2014
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My sister and I both get our sense of humor from our dad. She got me with this text the other night.

Sister: Sometimes I make jokes that only you would appreciate to the full extent

Me: Same.

Sister: This car came pulling out of a place real fast before stopping and the guys driving kind of looked like POTC Orlando Bloom. So naturally he [her boyfriend] said "Woah, Orlando bloom" and I said "Yeah you better calm down before you Orlando yourself in a bad spot"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nanon0324
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2017
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New girlfriend is a keeper.

I love the Orlando Magic and she told me she was going to get a me a hat.

Went over to her house and she handed me a top hat and said here's your magic hat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HolyPizzaPie
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2015
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