A list of puns related to "Orlando"
No one, heβs an elf made man
But I failed to see the porpoise.
Dad: "Was it ISIS? I thought it was just some gun-nut!"
Me googeling: "Wikipedia says that ISIS took the blame, but that the governemt isn't certain that they were responsible."
Dad: "Oh, so it was IS-ish."
With an Orlando Broom.
A solar bear
Bonus: what do you call a bear that practices dentistry?
A molar bear
Orlando Bloom
All USB related Puns needed! Any pun will do, the more groan-worthy the better!
Sister: Sometimes I make jokes that only you would appreciate to the full extent
Me: Same.
Sister: This car came pulling out of a place real fast before stopping and the guys driving kind of looked like POTC Orlando Bloom. So naturally he [her boyfriend] said "Woah, Orlando bloom" and I said "Yeah you better calm down before you Orlando yourself in a bad spot"
I love the Orlando Magic and she told me she was going to get a me a hat.
Went over to her house and she handed me a top hat and said here's your magic hat.
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