It only costs a buck an ear.
A Buccaneer
Good win for them tonight.
Buccaneer
Bay-to-Ray Bill
... and you still hate him now. But now he's an official resident of Florida and I may see him differently now. I've seen a lot of hate thrown his way, but this guy is a consistent winner and an overachiever. That's what the people who support him love about him. Yes, there have been some scandals. Yes, there have been some lies and maybe a few times he's twisted the truth to make himself look better. He's out there everyday proving those haters wrong time after time. Call it jealously, call it envy. Some people just can't handle how successful he is and how much money he has. They could even be jealous that he's got a hot, foreign model as his wife. You may not have wanted him in this role, but he's there now and there is nothing you or I can do about it. I know it'll possibly get worse over the next several days, but like him or not, Tom Brady is turning things around in Tampa Bay.
My girlfriend was texting me from a different city and said "The weather app said it would be cold today yet it's ducking 73 out here and I'm wearing a sweater."
I hit her with the "Geese babe, that seriously isn't pheasant at all..."
"Have we been here before? I'm sure we've been here before." - Every male member of my family (including my Alzheimer's stricken grandfather).
Every time.
Great pun my dad posted to his facebook last night while we were at the pearl jam in Tampa... I didn't even notice until I got home:
"Doesn't get Eddie Vedder than this"
From Tampa, it's a buccaneer.
The newly wedded couple's flight home last night was delayed from bad weather. She sent a group text this morning, letting us know they arrived safely. Of course, Dad responds, "Bet your arms are TIRED!"
No one said anything, so he added "Because you just flew in from Tampa!"
I could practically hear the eye roll from the airport.
The broadcaster, Joe Angel, said in reference to the Tampa Rays starting pitcher Jake Odorizzi:
"When he retires, he should start a business selling deodorant and call it Odor-Eazy."
A buccaneer.
